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bart baker - what makes you beautiful parody lyrics

check out my hair, isn’t it cute
i use a really expensive shampoo-oo-oo
we’re throwing rocks, and acting tough
even though we’re all wearing tons of ma-akeup
our manager says we have to act straight,
even though we’re all gay!
we’re at the beach acting like we’re hunting for chicks
but secretly what we’re looking for is some d-ck
shut the h-ll up guys and get back in the closet,
they can’t kno-o-ow that you are not hetaro
snorting bath salts and jumping in place,
look at that hot guy i think we should eat his face
get away from me you psychos i have some mace
d-mn, it blo-o-ows bet that you taste beautiful
no no no get lost you drugged up h-m-s
we’re playing sports, so we seem straight
our manager says that thats a girl wa-a-ay
you need the gals, for record sales
so you better keep kicking that ball all d-mn day
oh whats the point everyone can see it?
its obvious we like p-n-s!
we are five gay british boys skipping in the waves
all we want to do is watch magic mike all day
lets all get into the water and m-st-rb-t-
i’m gonna think bout you
i’m gonna think about you too
god dammit guys please stop being gay
ninety nine percent of your fans are straight ladies
if they find out your queers our sales will go away
ok fi-i-ine we’ll save it for another night
theres a girl, go and act like straight guys
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah-nah nah
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!
hey girl we’re supposed to act like you get us off
but looking at you makes our p-n-ses go soft
oh my gosh i think i see david h-sslehoff!
hey there boys it’s the hoff, i’ve been on this beach since baywatch
and i’ve been watching you all this time
i’ve gotta say that your all looking mighty fine
why don’t we head back to my place and have some wine?
yeah, lets go, that sounds so so magical
no no no do not go over to his home!
woah woah woah these boys are mine they’re beautiful!

- bart baker lyrics

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