bartbaker - i'm the one by dj khaled (parody) lyrics
[intro: dj khaled, butler]
i got br–sts music
another one
you need salad!
[chorus 1: justin bieber, dj khaled]
who’s the laziest so called producer with man t-ts that
weighs a ton? khaled’s the one
only thing he’s good at is stupid catch phrases like:
another one (yeah) where’s the bun, man?
who doesn’t rap, sing or make beats because he’s useless
his only talent is stealing finished music
and then shouting and taking credit
i got br–sts music (he’s the one)
got famous from his snapchats (bein’ dumb)
drops n bombs but he’s not black (his iq is 1)
[verse 1: quavo]
(yeah, yeah, quavo, woo)
i’m the only guy in migos (migos) that anyone in the world knows (world knows)
i’m only this because future said no (said no) so did travis scott, gucci mane and mike jones (mike)
it’s obvious that khaled is a fame sl-t (fame sl-t)
without jb on this it would have made 10 bucks (10 bucks)
he look like if drake got inflated with a pump (pump)
he causes earthquakes, when he jumps
[chorus 2: justin bieber, dj khaled, girl, -waiter-]
who’s he most nonsensical annoying man on earth?
khaled’s the one yeah, another one
when he dances he looks like an overweight bird (i’m wide!)
khaled’s the one yeah, another one, d-mn
his entire life is a giant product placement, this video is just blatent ad for vape pens
he snapchatted his girl giving birth, that’s messed up
dj khaled, he’s a living breathing meme
another one, -sir you need to stop eating-
i say when i’m done!
[verse 2: chance the rapper]
(okay, though, ugh)
i don’t why i did this mainstream song
isn’t my image supposed to be underground and raw?
this beat’s so poppy it could’ve been used by elton john
oh no, here comes wayne’s verse, he sounds like an auto-tuned frog
[verse 3: lil wayne]
god forgive me, for doin’ anothe khaled record (tuchi)
it’s like my 42nd and it is really depressing
for the record i rap ’bout the same dumb stuff on every record
and i look like if a gremlin and whoopi goldberg gave childbirth
[chorus 3: justin bieber, dj khaled, (justin bieber, quavo, lil wayne & chance the rapper)]
we’re sick and tired of you getting so filthy rich from our talent
(yeah, you’re a pr-ck)
we’re the only reason this song is such a big hit
you’ve done jacksh-t, we want justice (yeah!)
bless up, you know what, you’re right, i’m gonna fix this, but before i do, all of you take these b-tter sticks
then rub them on your bodies, do it! (oh sh-t!)
that’s perfect, yeah
now lay down in the hot sun (yum, yum, yum)
do not move ’till you’re well done (yum, yum, yum, yum, yum)
another one
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