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batspecter - superman vs. pomni lyrics

[intro 1: announcer]
on april 9th, 2023, iconic youtuber and hoodrats creator shutupjojo was reported missing following what appears to be a complete mental breakdown. they were set to appear on batspecter epic rap battles to play the titular role of “superman”. this is the unreleased episode that included their performance. we release this footage in hopes that it will shed new light on the investigation, as well as what happеned to iconic youtuber and hoodrats creator shutupjojo

[intro 2: announcer]
epic rap battlеs!
superman vs. pomni
begin!!!

[verse 1: superman]
who can stop this short jesterry gyatt?
with the indie animation and the fnf mods?
who’s got the rap bombs to drop on gooseworx?
last name man, first name super
they call me the man of steel but you’re a crybaby b+tch
look at your friend kaufmo, talk about a pibby glitch
i’m super, you’re stupid, your show is so putrid
so let me be lucid, i’m gonna beat you kid
thinking you’ll beat me? what are you, a joker?
the s on my chest stands for hope like a b+n+r
you see, pomni. sometimes people have s+x
just look at your fandom, it’s filled with+ uh…. oh
why did pomni get controlled by a headset? is she stupid?
and why did she let out an abstracted? is she stupid?
the only dc that’s worthy here is me
from murder drones to adc you can glitch produce deez
[verse 2: pomni & caine]
wait.. where am i? where could i be now?
wait, is that the guy from fortnite? wow!!
caine, is this a rap battle? what should i do?
(literally just rap, what do you want me to say?)
the p in pomni stands for phat f+cking bars
your first appearance was you smashing a car
but i read your comics and some of them aren’t pretty
one part all+star next part big sh+tty
i talked to lois lane and now she’s giving me a brain
but your popular tanked engines like thomas the f+cking train
zach snyder’s dc movies really left you bare
jesus allegories?
you’ll think i have kryptonite the way you quiver to my rhymes now
superman, i challenge you to a wwe smackdown
i beat preston’s hourglass so i can own you too
amazing, digital and+ who are you?

[verse 3: lex luthor]
i am very rich and powerful my name is lex luthor
you lost so many battles they should call you miss loser
call me apex lex cuz i’m coming in the best dressed
when i put you to the test, pomni you’ll see i’m the best
i’ve got bars and disses as far as the eye can see
my first appearance was action comics #23 (1940)
you got no rhythm and you got no sauce
i’m nicholas hoult one h+lluva boss
[bridge 1: alastor]
did someone say h+lluva boss?

[verse 4: alastor & lex luthor]
i’m the radio demon and i’m finna+ (hey.. get out)
dude, are you f+cking serious right now?

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due to technical difficulties as well as creative differences among staff, this verse must be completely rewritten

[bridge 2: alastor]
did someone say +censored+ boss?

[verse 5: mr. boss]
my name is mr. boss and i’m coming with the sauce
rap battle against me you will be at a loss
just try to win this battle with these disses that i’ve dealt
smiling friends season 2 drops on may 12th

[bridge3: supa hot fire’s career]
oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[bridge 4: fnaf tommy here]
five nights at freddy’s tommy here
uh… does anybody ever feel like this guy.. this uhh… mandle

[verse 6: dame da ne guy]
pomni & pomni
superman rap battle
digital circus gooseworx
superman rap battle

++ disclaimer ++

while those bars were sick as f+ck, the sickest thing of all would come at the end of jojo’s recording. when they went completely off script right before vanishing off the face of the earth. this is what was inside

[after recording: superman]
from murder drones to adc you can glitch produce deez
heh, i gotta say batspecter, these are really cool line+ aahh +gasp+
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! +breathes in+ aaaaaaaaahaahhhhhhhhh a +mumbles+ haaaaaa +mumbling+ nooooooo!!!! oh my goddd +gasps+ aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! what the f+ck!!!! what the f+ck is wrong with meeeee!!!!!!!!!!! hes gonna f+cking k!ll me!!!!!!!!!!! when i get my f+cking hands on you, ni++a!!! i swear to god!!!!!!!!!! i swear to god, batspectar!!!! i’m gonna find you ni++a!!!!!! i’m gonna get you, ni++a!!!!!!!! imma find you ni+

+superman dies and brazilian phonk music starts playing+

[outro]
dude, i wanna jerk off. f+ck!!! i wanna jerk off!!!!!!

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