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battts - battyi lyrics

[verse]
the super-duper cool guys
eating super-duper cool pies
“batty records is uncool!” says the man who lies
he is less super-duper cool than fruit flies
n0body truly dislikes batty
unless they are an ugly fatty
we are the greatest label
cooler than a dark souls two table
gary shall buy it
after pooface will deny it
and prezlion will have supplied it
and finally, i failed to bride it
it is illegal to marry such a cool table
especially when its legs are so stable
it was destined to be the love of my life
it would’ve made the greatest ever wife
this song is too cool for an epic beat change
it’s in a way somewhat strange
the power of batty is too much
and it is deserving of such
as we are the only ones who can handle it
it is like if you ate a giant candle lit
the true batty gang will survive
and you will cry due to a stomach ache
the true batty gang will stay alive
and you will not learn from your mistake
batty gang will always win
as we have a large supply of tin
we use it to make reinforced cans
and throw them to blow up stupid vans
truly the worst type of vehicle to drive
n0body who has a van deserves a high-five
we are in the final third of bars
going to the quality that lars
gives out almost constantly
as good as the taste of broccoli
an incredibly cool vegetable
a quality which is respectable
batty gang, gang which is batty
we are a label which is not ratty
we are instead all too likeable
we are almost too desirable
so the world wants to rebalance the coolness
we have cured to much uncoolness
because coolness is the coolest coolness
uncoolness is not cool coolness, it is uncool
every cool day for uncools, skip uncool school
don’t be uncool, and go to cool school

- battts lyrics

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