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be more chill ensemble - be more chill - part 1 lyrics

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[the squip]
take your hands out of your pockets
arch your back, puff out your chest
add some swagger to your gait or
you’ll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor
fix your posture, then the rest

[jeremy, spoken]
but i am a m-st-rbator–

[the squip, spoken]
we’ll fix that

(sung)
all your nerdiness is ugly

[jeremy, spoken]
nerd? i thought i was more of a geek, but–

[the squip]
all your stammering’s a ch0r-

[jeremy, spoken]
uh, sh- er, what?

[the squip]
your tics and fidgets are persistent
and your charm is non-existent
fix your vibe, then fix some more

[jeremy]
bu–

[the squip]
buh

[jeremy]
i–

[the squip]
buh

[jeremy]
sh–

[the squip]
no

[jeremy]
wait–

[the squip]
stop

oh, everything about you is so terrible
whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

[jeremy, spoken]
jesus christ…

[the squip]
so don’t freak out
and don’t resist
and have no doubt
if i -ssist
you will
be more chill

first thing’s first, go buy a new shirt

[jeremy, spoken]
what?! what’s wrong with my shirt–

[the squip]
shh, it’s better if you just comply
my job’s to color your aesthetic
and make you seem much less pathetic
just step and fetch, don’t ask me why

[jeremy, spoken]
how are you with math homework?

[the squip, spoken]
i’m a super-computer, jeremy. i’m made of math

(sung)
oh, everything about you is so terrible

[people in the mall]
everything about you sucks!
everything about you sucks!

[the squip]
whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

[people in the mall]
everything about you sucks!
everything about you sucks!

[the squip & people in the mall]
all the people in the mall
think you are such a slob

[people in the mall]
you’re a slob!
terrible!
such a slob!

[the squip & people in the mall]
oh, boy

[the squip]
can i see why!

(spoken)
now you, try picking a shirt
that’s a girl’s shirt

[chloe, spoken]
…jerry?

[jeremy, spoken]
erm, jeremy

[chloe, spoken]
you shop here?

[jeremy, spoken]
oh, yeah all the time–

[the squip, spoken]
never

[jeremy, spoken]
never. is what i meant to…

[the squip, spoken]
greet the beta

[jeremy, spoken]
oh. hey, brooke

[the squip, spoken]
“you look s-xy.”

[jeremy, spoken]
i can’t say that to a hot girl!

[the squip, spoken]
don’t smile. stare intensely. speak like you don’t care about your own death

[jeremy, spoken]
lookin’ pretty s-xy, brooke

[brooke, spoken]
thanks

[chloe, spoken]
is that a girl’s shirt?

[jeremy, spoken]
no

[the squip, spoken]
“yes.”

[jeremy, spoken]
yes

[the squip, spoken]
repeat after me:

(sung)
i saw it in the window

[jeremy]
i saw it in the window

[the squip]
and i couldn’t dismiss

[jeremy]
and i couldn’t dismiss

[the squip]
i was dating a girl and

[jeremy]
i was dating a girl and

[the squip]
she had a shirt just like this

[jeremy]
she had a shirt just like this

[the squip]
it’s still painful

[jeremy]
it’s still painful

[chloe, spoken]
so, who was this mystery girl?

[jeremy, spoken]
oh, you’ve probably never heard of her, so–

[the squip]
madeline

[jeremy]
madeline

[chloe, spoken]
what?

[jeremy]
she’s french

[chloe, spoken]
ugh! she is not french! she just pretends to be for attention!

[brooke, spoken]
madeline broke up with you?

[jeremy, spoken]
yeah…

[the squip, spoken]
no

[jeremy, spoken]
i mean–

[the squip]
i broke up with her

[jeremy]
i broke up with her

[the squip]
’cause she was
cheating on me

[jeremy (overselling it)]
’cause she was
cheating on me

[the squip, spoken]
hey, hamlet. be more chill

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