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beans - bass reeves lyrics

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[verse 1]
mortimer burr woke up from a terrible headache that felt like his head was being split open slowly with a handsaw
i guess that’s what happens when you’re holding a military tactical knife [?]
the 17-inch blade was inserted to the hilt, went straight through the jowell area
he died instantly and landed here
[?]

the texture of the ground on which he stood kept shifting like he was in the middle of a sahara-sized litterbox
they weren’t very close [?]
a mixture of amonia and stale urine

the scent was overwhelming
suddenly he was overcast by a looming shadow
[?]

this j-n-s-cat was 35-foot giant with four sets of eyes looking directly at him
almost with the same wonderment as he was staring up at it
what happened next was even more bizzare
[?]

the giant two-faced cat spoke and asked him a question:
“yo my man, who had the best verse on the symphony?” asked the left side of his face
confused, “the symphony?”
[?]
who had the best verse?”
“verse? you mean words in a symphony?”

mortimer wasn’t sure that there were words to a symphony
certainly not in the symphonies he was aware of

[?]

but he couldn’t tell the cat offhand who had the best verse
“are we talking about chamber music for a small group of instruments? are we discussing a specific [?]
this is so hard to decide!
once met an ever-so-lovely b-ttercup [?]
it was exquisite, let me tell you!
[?]
so, chopin, yes, i’ll go with chopin [?]
he said with conviction

the eyes of the j-n-s met eachother
[?]
they looked back at him and at eachother
[?]
this was non-stop tear-inducing hysterics

the litter underneath mortimer rumbled as the laughing was so hard
[?] long enough to speak:
“no motherf-cker, not f-cking chopin, dweeb!
[?] and big daddy kane! produced by [?]
the right side: “yo, [?]
the left side: “in the words of ice cube [?]
the right side: “the symphony was ’88 doofus”
the left side: “i know, i know, but you know what i’m saying

mortimer was out of his element
abandoned and confused [?]
the right side: “[?]
i can’t even believe we’re even [?]

“oh, rap music”
[?] where’s the melody? to him it was just a bunch of words thrown together
[?]
the subject matter was materialistic
[?]
it wasn’t his thing
he unwisely relayed with an unabashed honesty about how he truly felt on the subject

both sides of the cat’s face looked annoyed
“keep in mind”, said the right side of his face
[?]

[outro]
[?]
a last-ditch effort
[?]
b-ss reeves was his name
[?]
black cowboy
[?]
baddest man in the west
[?]
over the years the name of b-ss reeves faded like one of those heroes they call “unsung”
[?]
he was, and is, the only one

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