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beats by ai - i can't stop farting around my wife lyrics

[verse 1]
i can’t stop fartin’ around my wife
i know she ain’t asked for this life
but, lord, i’m gassy, what can i do?
can’t hold it in, so i let it loose

[chorus]
i fart on her clothes, i fart on her chair
i fart on her toothbrush and even her hair
i fart in the bed when we make sweet love
i let this gas out wherever i want
i’m rippin’ these cheeks down in the sheets
i’m griddin’ my t++th, then she just screams
baby, i love you, please don’t leave me just for eatin’ these onion rings

[post+chorus]
i bought her a nose plug, it ain’t enough
’cause she still taste my stinky love
and maybe most of the food i eat, is why i fart like a d+mn machine
no, i won’t stop, get over it, go call the cops
i’m still the man you chose to love, and part of is [bud?]

[verse 2]
girl, why can’t you love me for me
and let me eat what i d+mn please?
my gas may have a special stink
but that don’t mean you have to leave
[chorus]
i fart on her clothes, i fart on her chair
i fart on her toothbrush and even her hair
i fart in the bed when we make sweet love
i let this gas out wherever i want
i’m rippin’ these cheeks down in the sheets
i’m griddin’ my t++th, then she just screams
baby, i love you, please don’t leave me just for eatin’ these onion rings

[post+chorus]
i bought her a nose plug, it ain’t enough
’cause she still taste my stinky love
and maybe most of the food i eat, is why i fart like a d+mn machine
but i won’t quit, no, i won’t stop, get over it, go call the cops
i’m still the man you chose to love, and part of is [bud?]

[outro]
i won’t quit, no, i won’t stop, get over it, go call the cops
i’m still the man you chose to love, and part of is [bud?]

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