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beau nair - owner of a lonely boner lyrics

hey darling , it’s me
yeah i called to tell you a story
about you, me, and my b+n+r , hey+oh
well i’m sitting here all alone
just staring at my phone
no one i can hear talking dirty in my ear
except the stranger who’ll talk me through
the things that i already do
and i’m deep in the grips of an episode that ends in a discharge of my load
all by myself
with no one to grip the handle of my man
i’m doin all i can
i’m just the owner of a lonely b+n+r
looking for a place to park
my b+n+r in the dark
yeah
we’ll im stroking in solitude with all the grace i can exude
perhaps my fantasies create the throbbing between my knees
if i intend to w+nk then my monkey do i spank
but i still lack direction for the object of my erection
all by myself
with no one to grip the handle of my man
i’m doin all i can
i’m just the owner of a lonely b+n+r
looking for a place to park
my b+n+r in the dark
yeah
you see the writing on the walls
every+time i drain my b+lls
i’m just a guy who’s destined for his fate
like king kong playing ping pong with his ding dong on the top of the empire state
yeah i’m gonna drop it on you like a big dookie
once again i’m solo
but i whip it out cause yolo
i’m stroking on the fly with a lonely tear drop in my eye
laying back i can fantasize
about baby spice and her tasty thighs
yes i wanna be your lover
but you can’t get with my friends no way
all by myself
with no one to grip the handle of my man
i’m doin all i can
i’m just the owner of a lonely b+n+r
i’m looking for a place to park
my b+n+r in the dark
yeah
we’ll im all by myself
with no one to grip the handle of my man
i’m doin all i can
i’m just the owner of a lonely b+n+r
i’m looking for a place to park
my b+n+r in the dark
yeah
come on now
well baby it ain’t fair
i’m so close to the dairy that i can uh smell the dairy air
why don’t you come over and just sit on my lap
whaaat?

- beau nair lyrics

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