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beefy - i don’t wanna be right lyrics

i feel in love with you at the age of nine
in my father’s new home, a duplex design
we dialed the wrong number like all night long
but finally at midnight you came along
i know right away that my life had changed
kind of a big deal for a kid my age
before middle school. before my nuts had dropped
before the name beefy. before nerdcore hip-hop
to be honest you’re k!lling me, hurting me, destroying beefy
but i would never give you up i swear to god
you show me things that make me scream ?oh my lord!?
baby you started my unnatural corruption
my lack of exercise, and my m-ss consumption
not talking about david’s sister, that gag’s been spent
this is my love song to the internet
dear internet, you’ve pwned my life
and if you had an orifice i’d make you my wife
we’d do those freaky things that you show me daily
program you a voice to say, ?beefy! spank me!?
throw a shout out to ya when i update my blog
5 hours without you is far too long
you help me keep in touch with my fans
but they don’t donate. help me get more fans!
let’s all thank god for miss ada lovelace
now load up my dirty pics of gromit and wallace
load g–ts- and tubgirl
webcest from the us, all over the world
i really don’t believe al gore is your father
but to tell the truth you’d make one h-ll of a daughter
just a warning: may cause virginity
you’re one half my friend. one half my enemy
i wake up at 5:30 then i head off to cl-ss
do a little learning then run back to you fast
you’re the reason for me almost not graduating
cause i’d rather be with you than at school with their grading
and their judging and their stares, and n0body cares
if i stay with you and look up wrestling grizzly bears
without you i’d still be buying cds. and dvds. and umds
for my psp but you provide for me, asap
i don’t even own a psp, i’m just trying to be cool
i’m not the only one but i can front a lot too
you showed me paris hilton blowing that dude
not the night vision one, i’m talking about episode two
i’d rather spend my whole life on the internet
then be some emo kid, at the park, smoking a cigarette

- beefy lyrics

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