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beerside scoundrels - run away lyrics

[intro]
jenny was a fine girl
a grocer did she wed
but he was old and toothless
and miserable she said
she offered me her produce
be sure it was divine
(was it leafy?)
(was it green?)
(i don’t know but it sure tasted good)
(did it go well with ranch?)
then her husband came home early
and i knew it was time to

[chorus]
run away, run away
from a life that’s left behind
the sorted details of my past
are best put from my mind
my decisions happen for once
my only choice to stray
so i’ll livе a life of freedom
upon the king’s highway

[verse 1]
(what about rachel?)
rachеl was a bonny lass
her smile lit the room (my eyes)
she made fantastic fabrics
weaving at her loom (is that a double entendre?)
i showed her a new pattern
my needle she adored
(wait, wait, you mean you gave her a little pr+ck?)
(gave her one? he is one)
then her father tried to shoot me
so i headed for the door
[chorus]
run away, run away
from a life that’s left behind
the sorted details of my past
are best put from my mind
my decisions happen for once
my only choice to stray
so i’ll live a life of freedom
upon the king’s highway

[verse 2]
(there was a holly wasn’t there?)
ah yes, holly was a beauty
the men would stop and stare (behr)
she made the finest pretzels
to be found anywhere
her dough i gently kneaded
we tied ourselves in knots (what’s a dough eye?)
(well you see when a man and woman love each other very much)
(woah woah wait no i thought it was like, doe…)
(a deer, a female deer…)
(woah woah guys you watch way too much musical theater)
then a mob of angry suitors
came and chased me down the block

[chorus]
run away, run away
from a life that’s left behind
the sorted details of my past
are best put from my mind
my decisions happen for once
my only choice to stray
so i’ll live a life of freedom
upon the king’s highway
[verse 3]
(uhm what about judy?)
judy was a shy one
her blush was like a fire
but she made the brightest candles
you ever could acquire (my eyes)
she set my wick to burnin’
i molded to her wax (oohh ow ouch)
(you know they have creams and ointments for that)
(oh really?)
(yeah)
then a candle fell
her house burned down
i started making tracks

[verse 4]
(that’s it)
(wait what)
(i quit)
(huh)
these adventures now behind me
the ladies i’ll avoid (yeah fellers)
their tensions lead to trouble
i fear i’ll be destroyed (no doubt)
i see that lovely fish monger
temptation i’ll forego (smells like tuna)
(yeah i’d be foregoing the fish mongering as well mate)
to h+ll with all discretion
there’s some moats i need to sow
[chorus]
run away, run away
from a life that’s left behind
the sorted details of my past
are best put from my mind
my decisions happen for once
my only choice to stray
so i’ll live a life of freedom
upon the king’s highway
so run away, run away
from a life that’s left behind
the sorted details of my past
are best put from my mind
my decisions happen for once
my only choice to stray
so i’ll live a life of freedom
upon the king’s highway
so i’ll live a life of freedom
upon the king’s highway

- beerside scoundrels lyrics

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