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beldon haigh - white house meltdown lyrics

[intro]
white house meltdown, christmas day!

[verse 1]
a time to reflect
on the all the bigly things i’ve done
elections i’ve won
more than anyone
a time to enjoy
winning the christmas games
i always win, it’s always the same
in golf and in life, more than anyone

[bridge]
mother earth can keep on choking
power stations smoking
we need that electricity
for the lights on the christmas tree!

[chorus]
we’re gonna have a white house meltdown, christmas day!
gonna find a kremlin gremlin hiding in your sleigh!
gonna have a pyong yang, ding-dong, hogmanay!
gonna have a white house meltdown, christmas day!

[verse 2]
good times with friends
enjoying the weapons we bought
the nations we fought
all of those ignorant people we taught
and opening crackers
with old-school s-xist jokes in them
winding the clock back
making america great again

[bridge]
everybody keep on spending
all keep on pretending
and if santa really cared
he’d be taking his sleigh to the polar bears

[bridge]
and for just one day in the year
there’ll be no investigation
i’ll tweet and sip my ginger beer
and inspire our great nation!

[chorus]
we’re gonna have a white house meltdown, christmas day!
(we did it folks, it’s christmas!)
gonna find a kremlin gremlin hiding in your sleigh!
(i brought it to ya! n0body else can bring it to ya!)
gonna have a pyong yang, ding-dong, hogmanay!
(n0body else loves christmas like me! n0body else knows christmas like me! n0body else could bring a white christmas to ya!)
gonna have a white house meltdown, christmas day!
(i could even bring a dark christmas to – i”ll give you any kind of color of christmas, okay? just leave it to me, i can do that… i did that already… i did that twice already!)

[outro – whispered]
was that good?

- beldon haigh lyrics

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