ben folds – army – live album version lyrics
well i thought about the army
dad said, “son you’re f-cking high”
and i thought, yeah there’s a first for everything
so i took my old man’s advice
three sad semesters
it was only fifteen grand spent in bed
i thought about the army
i dropped out and joined a band instead
grew a moustache and a mullet
got a job at chic-fil-a
citing artistic differences
the band broke up in may
and in june reformed without me
and they’d got a different name
i nuked another grandma’s apple pie
and hung my head in shame
i know, i’ve been thinking a lot today
i’ve been thinking a lot today
oh, i think i’ll write a screenplay
oh, i think i’ll take it to l. a
oh, i think i’ll get it done yesterday
in this time of introspection
on the eve of my election
i say to my reflection
“god, please spare me more rejection”
’cause my peers, they criticize me
and my ex-wives all despise me
try to put it all behind me
but my redneck past is nipping at my heels
i’ve been thinking a lot today
i’ve been thinking a lot today
i’ve been thinking a lot today
i thought about the army
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