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ben gay and the silly savages - the ballad of ben gay lyrics

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[intro]
hi, i’m ben g-y
i’d like to dedicate this number to wayne and bruce
and all my friends at the chartreuse moose
one, two, buckle your shoe!
ok boys, let’s slap it from the bottom

[verse 1]
born to be a cowboy
that’s what i tried to be
wanted to be a cowboy
but they poked fun at me!
dreamed of riding horses
roping and herding cattle
oh, how those brutes terrorized me
when they saw my velvet saddle
(can i help it if my skin’s delicate? course not)

[verse 2]
i tried to be a wrangler
really and truly i tried
but after this experience
i’ll stick to pony rides
you should’ve seen the way they looked
their faces all turned pale
each time i took my brush out
and ratted my horse’s tail
(i though it looked just dahlin’!)

ok boys, play the bridge
[bridge]
not that kind of bridge, you silly savages
you want ben g-y all over you? hihi

[verse 3]
a cowboy’s life is not for me
in fact, it was a curse
wanna know why i gave up?
they took away my purse!
now my wrangling days are over
but i can honestly say
whoever heard of a cowboy
named hopalong ben g-y
(i don’t know why they took my purse
they have saddle bags, don’t they?)

[outro]
if you wanna be a wrangler
take ben’s advice. hang loose!
come see old wayne and me
we’ll be at the chartreuse moose
fix you up, whatever
they laughed at me, when i ripped my pantyhose
pulling them over my shirt

- ben gay and the silly savages lyrics

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