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ben visini - quickly turning into a comedian (old version) lyrics

[lyrics stolen from ben visini’s bandcamp]

it was late last night, i was up on my phone
as i write another joke or two
then i fell asleep, and the thought slowly creeped up
“this could be something that i always do”
well i woke this morn with a cold and a cough
and a thick layer of sweat on my brow
oh my migraine drains any energy left
i’m left here wondering why and how?

how in a day my body’s changed
i think i know just why i’m feeling strange
i proclaim with a weary breath
a fate worse than death

i’m quickly turning into a comedian
i’m sorry for your loss, but this is my end
alienating all of my friends
i’m quickly turning into a comedian

i look in the mirror, now i have facial hair
and a b+tton+up and jeans as well
have a urge to go offend еverybody that’s here
thеn complain when you get mad as h+ll (sorry i’m too real for this crowd)
well maybe soon they’ll find a cure
until that day i can’t be sure
i flail at night trying to stay alive
i’m working on my tight five + oh god

i’m quickly turning into a comedian
i’m sorry for your loss, but this is my end
alienating all of my friends
i’m quickly turning into a comedian

i’ve caught the bug
i need the drug
come on and give me another hit
i’ll plagiarize
and poorly satirize
it’s really just some bigoted sh+t
maybe it’s always been in my soul
the need for new material
spread through me so fast, so venereal
woah oh oh oh

i can’t believe it’s come to this
i shoulda seen this coming, i can’t dismiss
i’m out of college, out of shape with no career in sight
attention issues, and white
i’m quickly turning into a comedian
i’m sorry for your loss, but this is my end
alienating all of my friends
i’m quickly turning into a comedian
i’m sorry for your loss, but this is my end
alienating all of my friends
i’m quickly turning into a comedian

a true comedian
and i’m taking you f+ckers down with me
as i become weaker and nauseous and sickly
i’m quickly turning into a comedian

- ben visini lyrics

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