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benji the machine, killk3nny - infomercial lyrics

[intro: madge blake and benji the machine]
benji the machine
it’s no wonder they’re a household name all over the world
the stars of tonight’s picture!

[verse 1: k!llk3nny]
hi my name is kenny and i woke up in my vomit
everybody feens so i keep it in my pocket
like charlie sheen, could fit men, 2.5 inside a rocket
nature god cause now i’m davy crockett
chain sn+tcher tore my beloved locket
chain vapor, broke my heart so i can never lock it
hockey puck it like i’m patrick kane
i told you yesterday that you a lame
and i don’t even know what i’m saying
so gone, wobbly wolly, yeah i think that i’m insane
think i got the vans like i’m so off the wall, like off the window, off the pane
y’all be having 50 features, just like you ran a train
he’s farm grown corny so i call that boy a grain
we both broke, but we are not the same
tryna catch my wave like i’m tryna catch a dream
i’m tryna catch a feature, and you just bought a dank
this is history baby like bbno dollar sign
byob, my youtube and some beats by obi
plus i’m on the deck, and my life is sweet
call it nuts a little zack and cody
dyed my hair so people wouldn’t call me brody
talk about snapchats, i keep a bunch like brady
i think you lovely, yeah shawty bubbly
but you don’t really look like my lil lady
and i don’t keep a gun but you looking like you my lil baby
step back, disrespect lil tracy like mcgrady
[interlude: announcer and benji the machine]
and now a message from our sponsor (yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah)
ladies, tired of drying your hair with the same old vacuum cleaner? (yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
try avant+shade’s new porta+locks beauty dryer! (yeah, yeah, uh)

[verse 2: benji the machine]
hi my name is benji and i’m never off topic
stop talking, yeah me and kenny get to moshing
i will not feel the pressure if the whole world’s watching
step to me and get marked, somewhat non+toxic
thriller, cup filler, farm tiller
if i’m making offers i don’t want you to consider
hey heavy hitter you might end up on twitter
i go crazy for the money like swell girls for stickers
when i rap i mean it cause i’m not a pinch hitter
i may be broke at least i’m not bitter
you hacky sack who walk around with money to deliver, you might
meet a couple idols but you’ll never be a pillar
pick and choose your targets cause i always fight back, uh
pull the whole rope you’re just picking up my slack, uh
got so many stone i might even paint em black, and they
fall for me so fast i might just give em heart attack, so go!

[outro: announcer and benji the machine]
go, go, go
it’s smaller, it’s faster, it’s guaranteed to give you the hair you’ve+
benji the machine
always wanted in half the time!
beauty+locks is delicate and dainty, just like you!
the dryer weighs only a pound and easily fits in your hand
now that’s beauty and convenience!

- benji the machine killk3nny lyrics

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