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bennettsoddy - hey whats up hello lyrics

[chorus]
pull up on some girl like hey what’s up h+llo
do you wanna buy some goofb+lls and suffocate on some blow
do you wanna get so high, so high you can’t get low
or are you just gonna stand there and pull out yo cellphone

[verse 1]
yes i’m basically naked, i got no pants on
yes it be swinging like tarzan in amazon
or west africa i forget where he from
either way no i’m not putting some pants on

i’m 5’3″, actually no i lied, i’m 5’2″
so when her man walked up i was like woah hey hi dude
sorry about the pants, my ass it got chewed
look if you ain’t got money it’s fine, i gotchu

[verse 2]
bro wasn’t having it
bro was throwing a fit
bro was so mad it looked like he was an imp
bro balled up his fist
bro was p+ssed as sh+t
bro punched me so hard i went into a new dimension

i looked around and found out there were some new rules
one of which is that i needed pants or else i would be screwed
now i wasn’t about to find out what they meant
so i looked closer into the terms of agreement
basically i had like, twelve minutes
to get some clothing over my lower appendages
so i did what any sane person would do
i started walking around, finding someone i could sell sh+t to
[chorus]
pull up on some girl like hey what’s up h+llo
do you wanna buy some goofb+lls and suffocate on some blow
do you wanna get so high, so high you can’t get low
or are you just gonna stand there and pull out yo cellphone

[verse 3]
look girl, imma cut to the chase
i got on shoes but they ain’t got no lace (shaw!)
i dont have pants and these stores ain’t got tap pay
so i really need to get my hands on some money

[bridge]
cold hard cash
or hot and soft
i don’t care
just give me what you got
not like a robbery
i’m sure you get what i mean
please i need money
please don’t punch me

[verse 4]
she sighs and says alright, she gives me twelve bucks
i say god bless you, i give her some skunks
i take a right and walk into the store
hoping to find some pants before my ass gets sore
[chorus]
pull up on some girl like hey what’s up h+llo
i’m not tryna sell you something i need help finding some clothes
specifically for my schmeatus as its very exposed
i don’t wanna go to jail, i don’t want to be incarcerated
so please just show me where your pants are located

[verse 5]
she shows me where they are and i put them on
i hand her the money and she says hey wait c’mon
i ask her whats up and she whispers into my ear
aren’t you wondering how to get out of here
i’m like actually yeah i am now that you mention it
how the h+ll do i get out of this dimension
she tells me that i have to get some obsidian
or find someone’s hidden portal inside the prison

[verse 6]
i went with the latter because i’d rather not be a miner
i found it pretty quickly due to hearing a bunch of pitter patter
i went through it and i was back home
finally i can lay down and get some
well deserved rest and relaxation
now that i’ve got pants and some revelations

[outro]
never sell drugs when your pants are on vacation
and don’t forget to ask for help when you need it
never
never
never
never
sorry mom!

- bennettsoddy lyrics

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