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benny troung - cougartown lyrics

[intro: benny tround and sampled]
yeah, young benjamin
the cougars are out, proud, and on the prowl
here we go, uh

[verse 1]
cougartown, that’s the town i’m in
they hot and they h-rny but they older than my mom is (what?)
they wanna breastfeed me just like my mom did
no need to shave the p-ss look it’s already balding (wow)
some got arthritis, some got jaundice
benny ? i provide m-ssages (ahh)
she got alzheimers, she done lost it
tell me have you ever f-cked a b-tch in a hospice
she got kids and they older than me
female r kelly, i just told her to pee (psss)
get the slip ‘n slide, boy you so freaky
benny been a bad boy, told her to beat me (agh)
wham bam thank you ma’am, skeet skeet boom (boom)
when we done doctor got to treat these wounds (ow!)
lips fake, -ss fake, her cleavage too
leave the dentures, you don’t even need ‘em boo
here in cougartown

[chorus: benny troung]
yeah, there’s a new kid in town
round here in cougartown
i get mound by the pound
down here in cougartown
yeah, show that doo doo brown
round here in cougartown
but don’t make no sound
round here in cougartown

[verse 2: benny troung]
i might bone hillary and maybe trump’s wife
pump twice, c-m right, f-ck a thug life (uhh)
maybe barbara wolters, maybe sofia vergara (ayy)
oprah, elvira, even dolly parton (yeah)
and i forgot pam greer, got d-mn dear
sh-t i saw them t-tties and i shed a man tear (wow)
she don’t f-ck her man cause he needs a man’s [?]
bro we f-cked in your bed and i drinked your d-mn beer, yeah
i’m in your bathroom, kid, i took a sh-t in it (pfft)
sticking my d-ck in (who?) patricia richardson (d-mn)
that’s the mom from home improvement (okay)
sorry, tim allen, if she’s home alone i’m doin’ it
becky from full house, harriet tubman
under that dress she’s very voluptuous (ow!)
haters like benny troung is very disgusting
don’t judge me, buddy, you married your cousin
in cougartown

[chorus: benny troung]
yeah, yeah, there’s a new kid in town
round here in cougartown
i get mound by the pound
down here in cougartown
sh-t, show that doo doo brown
round here in cougartown
but don’t make no sound
round here in cougartown

[verse 3: benny troung]
i was 16, and she was 36 (six)
teaching young benjamin how to work my d-ck (do it)
how to slurp cl-t ‘til she get a nervous tic (ahh)
how to use stirrups and maybe syrup, sh-t (shiiit)
fridays i’d skip school and go to her apartment
marijuana, incense, [?] crown royal
32d bra, large and in charge though
flinging that sword ‘til it’s four in the morning (wow)
at the courthouse free mary kay letourneau (yeah)
ay yo, ay yo, let’s make a p-rno (p-rnooo)
she like “double o, what about my 4 year old?” (i dunno)
nap time, poured a 40 in his formula
i’m the graduate and i ain’t even graduate (nah)
drinking cabernet (wha?) while she m-st-rbate (d-mn)
she uncross her legs and i salivate
her husband don’t care, closet case actually g-y

[chorus: benny troung]
yeah, there’s a new kid in town
round here in cougartown
i get mound by the pound
down here in cougartown
uh huh, show that doo doo brown
round here in cougartown
shh, but don’t make no sound
round here in cougartown

- benny troung lyrics

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