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benny troung - playboy tales lyrics

[intro]
“and i want to dedicate this piece to all you players, and all you ladies out there!”

[hook]
what it do girl, what it do?
lets screw girl, let’s screw!
what it do girl, what it do?
it’s your boy benny troung, baby girl, let’s screw!

[verse 1]
got a muslim b-tch, she’s from pakistan (d-mn)
call the goons up and we’re all banging, man (wow!)
invade the p-ssy, like it’s afghanistan
got d-mn man, it feels good to be american (usa!)
got a b-tch named sarah, man
she’s from paris, france (french)
oui, oui, she loves my weenie (like it)
skeeted on her sheets and i leave them greasy
then i disappear, benny t. houdini (magic!)
got a fine blind b-tch named c.c. (fine)
she be rocking shades, but they ain’t 3d (d-mn)
got my b-n-r popping like alien 3 (ow!)
asian john cena, she can’t see me
nope!

[hook]

[verse 2]
got a b-tch named jasmine, she’s an actress
b00bs are huge, but her p-b-s got rashes (gross!)
had to get her -ss kicked, the b-tch burned me
-ssault and battery, i need an attorney!
got an old b-tch, her name’s dorothy
the ho is like 40, but she’s always h-rny (she’s old)
she’s a teacher, works at a daycare
d-mn b-tch, i’ve never seen a p-ssy with no gray hair! (that’s gross!)
you should dye that, tell me where your daughter at
if she need a prom date, tell her -ss to holler back
wendy, cindy, jenny, mindy, all got tats on their -ss saying “benny” (d-mn)

[hook]

[bridge]
break it down [x4]
if i see a bad ho, man, i’ma take her down
break it down [x4]
if i see a bad b-tch, dawg, i’ma take her down!

[verse 3]
met a b-tch named lydia, told me she was indian
feather or dot, i forgot
but i took her to my spot (crib), beat up on her tw-t (f-ck)
“bow bow bow” on the p-ssy, waka flocka (d-mn)
got a b-tch named jan (jan), she’s my biggest fan (fan)
she thinks that i’m the man, so we hit it in her van (do it)
don’t come a-knockin’ (nope!) if the van’s a-rockin’ (nope!)
pull off my condom, c-m on her stockings
benny too s-xy for my shirt, right said fred
just met a b-tch, her name’s peg leg meg (what?)
yeah she got one leg, but she got a cute face
and she’s handicapped, that’s a guaranteed parking sp-ce (ok)

[hook]

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