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benny troung - slightly retarded lyrics

[verse 1: benny troung]
goldskin the master
i can flow backwards
two in the afternoon, i’m getting plastered
never knew my dad
boo-hoo i’m a b-st-rd
you don’t want to push me, i’ll shoot me a cracker
look
my favourite snack is a yoohoo and acid
pull out my package and ask you to grab it
dropped three mixtapes, all were true cl-ssics
part two gon’ make you poo-poo on your mattress
i’m doing fantastic
head in the oven
but they cut off the gas, i wrote a letter for nothing
if i can’t kick the bucket i might as well party
wake up in the morning, slightly r-t-rded
singing shoobie-doobie-doo to the hootie-hoo
i might’ve got cosby’d
what’s my name? who are you?
can you tie my shoes?
what’s two plus two?
shoot
at least i didn’t screw a dude!

[chorus]
(unknown waiphot phetsuphan song)
r-t-rded!
(more waiphot phetsuphan)
r-t-rded!

[verse 2: benny troung]
d-mn man i done sampled more asian sh-t
nam pham said this jam’s his favourite
make your grandmam do a handstand naked
in my bas-m-nt
that’s bringing home the bacon
take a b-tch ransom, you better make a payment
or find her remains when they drain the lake basin
forced penetration
face mutilated
tried to remove it, i should have used a razor
look
it’s the greatest hope
it’s the asian pope
only difference, i never raped an eight-year-old
i ain’t jared fogle
i ain’t jackie chan
walking round with a b-n-r in my khaki pants
i rock all black, troung a desperado
on a good day i’m having s-x with a model
on a bad day i’m at the dumpster at mcdonald’s
roughing through the garbage
covered in my vomit

[chorus]
(unknown waiphot phetsuphan song)
r-t-rded!
(more waiphot phetsuphan)
r-t-rded!

- benny troung lyrics

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