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bepis bois ft. burti$ - craftin n nappin lyrics

[intro: john doyle]

“bepis”

[verse 1: abbott and doyle]

get off of the craft (get up)
go take a nap (snores)
hey dude your b+tch called
she said that your wood sword is cr+p (d+mn)
i got the diamonds (that’s rings)
i got the crib (it’s a really big house)
i’m takin’ naps (gotta get them rem cycles)
you dreamin’ lucid (you should probably see someone)
i come out the cave, diamonds are on the plates
you come out the place, creeper jizz on your face
your sh+t wooden sword is more useless than mace (pretty handy in rape situations actually)
yeah uh, i f+ck with the mods, minecraft is sick
only fit for the gods
i stay out at night and f+ck up somе mobs {skeleton cracks}
you look like thе type that would only play cod
i’m munching some meat
i bet you stop playing minecraft to eat
i’m never in bed, never cuddle the sheets
i’m christian that means that i can’t beat my meat (it’s just a religious thing)
heard you like steak? put you in the oven
looking like hitler with all of these m+ffins
all of this wool, these coats be fluffin
you’d think i’d be hacking or cheating or somethin
you’re a sh+t miner, diamonds that don’t make the quota
you’re best off just quitting and working at doa
yo dude you’re a queer, you’re talking to a redstone engineer (no real world applications)
so that’s what you hear
your minecraft girlfriend, would leave you for me
that’s mainly because, my mansion on fleek
i bet you left your house, and gone to the beach
dude i never go out cause my pigs gotta feast (they’re hungry)
i don’t interact with real kids
you look like the kid who played sid
yo dude you a baby (baby!)
go home, get a bib (bib!)
you gotta play creative to see how i live
[chorus: abbott]

craftin, nappin
diamond pickaxe in the mansion
diamond sword, yeah it’s enchanted
all of the diamonds i’m stackin
craftin, nappin, craftin, nappin
craftin, nappin, craftin, nappin

[verse 2: abbot and doyle]

i got the diamonds on deck (deck)
b+tch cannot f+ck with me, i am the best
diamond sword bout to chop you up to shreds
diamond axe bout to crack open your head
smash on your b+tch, then i smash a nap
you just be joggin, while i’m doing laps
you got a dirt house, while i’ve got the bars
k!ll a creeper then trap out a minecart
i’m running out of time for you (time for you)
h+ll nah i won’t mine with you (h+ll nah)
you got a stone pick
yet your mining’s so sh+t
the creepers started sp+wning so you runnin like a b+tch (you a b+tch)
how many naps do i gotta crush?
10
you talking sh+t, like you wanna fight
when?
you start swinging before i even begin
shoot your ass down, put you in a tail spin
yeah my diamond amour’s enchanted
but your leather amour looks damaged (d+mn)
you’re saying your better, but you’re under the weather
you really should start talking candid (yeah f+ck you)
but i don’t think that you’re understanding
your girl just said that i’m outstanding
i built up the towers, and put in the hours, while you just look mentally challenged
but i think you need to stop
before you get your head rocked
flaming arrow to the helmet like a headshot
this is my server, got this world in a deadlock
pick so strong you could break through the bedrock
seek a little twerp b+tch, put him in a headlock (s+you can’t break through the bedrock, so it’s pretty impressive that he has a pick that can do that. that’s some pretty crazy sh+t.)
[chorus: abbott]

craftin, nappin
diamond pickaxe in the mansion
diamond sword, yeah it’s enchanted
all of the diamonds i’m stackin
craftin, nappin, craftin, nappin
craftin, nappin, craftin, nappin

[verse 3: doyle]

you pull up a stone tryna rob me (nah)
but you losing fights to the zombies (eahh)
yeah i just don’t understand how this man comes at me
he only mines as a hobby (a hobby?)
no b+tch you can’t join my lobby (nah)
i’m busy strip mining with tropski
you’re tryna smelt diamond ore but that wooden sword can’t even step to my blockskis
i k!lled herobrine, he a lurker
my minecraft girlfriend is a pervert
your minecraft girlfriend is a flirter
she told me that you don’t deserve her (nah)
she liked that i’d give her that amour
diamond helmet, she an archer
you give her wood, she’d like sharper
i eat 8+bit p+ssy like dahmer (i’m 1 short)
skydoesminecraft on my server (server)
i know captain sparklez preserves her
i got to get back to that flight crushing nap but i know that i will be returning
no social life, i’m an admin (nah)
parents talk, but i’m nappin
you’ve never k!lled ender dragon
burti$ is my black friend
i block up, i block up, i block up, i block up, i block up, i block up, i block up
yeah you noobs don’t f+ck with enchantments (you’re weak)
since i’m so nice i’ll let you have the pants b+tch (b+tch)
i’ve never had my first kiss (never)
i’ve never seen my own d+ck (what’s that?)
i’ve never done cocaine sticks (+huffs+)
but i have found 900 music discs
i waste my diamonds just taking your hoes
you waste your diamonds constructing some hoes
efficient mining’s for stone (that’s redstone)
your b+tch says that you mine with stone (f+ggot)
i heard you ate a dang pufferfish (nah)
i crushed a nap and then f+cked yo b+tch (idiot)
get you d dossed cause i’m running sh+t (you dropped diamonds in lava, that can never be forgiven)
i spend my fridays alone
my own do keister at post
i crushed a nap to reload
1v1 me and get powned
you watch my own channel pretending it’s yours
you can’t even understand an iron door
“john you should try to be social”
i mean i would but i’m just
[chorus: abbott]

craftin, nappin
diamond pickaxe in the mansion
diamond sword, yeah it’s enchanted
all of the potions i’m trappin
craftin, nappin, craftin, nappin
craftin, nappin, craftin, nappin

[verse 4: burti$ and doyle]

craftin n nappin
these creepers i’m smacking
that diamond i’m fracking
these trees i be whacking
that iron i’m stacking
them witches i’m clappin
that bread i be smacking
that sword i be packing
ya, ay
lgb catching
ya, ay
lots of b cracking
ya, ay
porterline craftin
ya, ay
minecraft, stop crashing
two of them places are sticks (sticks)
i don’t see clay, that’s a brick (brick)
yo girl was all on my d+ck (d+ck)
gave her some glow for a tip
i just be crafting some mansions
my house has got those expansions
i just be in my house dancing
equipping up all those enchantments
popping a potion of health
villagers on me but i got that wealth
can’t see me cause i go that stealth
drinking a potion, i think that’s my twelfth

[chorus: abbott]

craftin, nappin
diamond pickaxe in the mansion
diamond sword, yeah it’s enchanted
all of the potions i’m trappin
craftin, nappin, craftin, nappin
craftin, nappin, craftin, nappin

[outro]

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