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bernard bresslaw - i only arsked lyrics

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when i was born, i gave the doc
what was, to put it mild, a very nasty shock
when i was ready to be fed
i didn’t scream and go all red
i only arsked, i only arsked

when i was just a lad of three
my daddy said, “now, son, what would you like to be?”
i said, “in twenty years or more
i’d like to be aged twenty+four”
i only arsked, i only arsked

i love asking questions
i never get upset
but oh dear, dear, you ought to hear
the stupid answers i get

when i was five, i asked me mum
“oh, won’t you tell me plеase, from where did baby comе”
“you come from heaven, don’t you know”
i said, “i thought i come from bow”
i only arsked, i only arsked

“here, that’s nice, better than porridge, that
but d’you think we might have it like a little bit more pianissimo
well, it was only a tentative enquiry.”
“you know what i like to hear?
a nice pizzicato passage on the fiddles
with just a touch of harpsichord
see, you can do it if you try!”

i love asking questions
i never get upset
but oh dear, dear, you ought to hear
the stupid answers i get

so, when i’m old and going grey
and children ask me for advice, to them i’ll say
whenever something puzzles you
do what i always used to do
i only arsked, i only arsked



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