betty hutton - a square in the social circle lyrics
i used my silver spoon at birth
for throwing meatb-lls at my nurse
and much to my regret
i can’t mingle with the social set.
i used the wrong fork at the stork in new york.
my manners ain’t fit for a goop.
i’m just a square in the social circle.
who put that fly in my soup?
i’d rather go out with a lout to about
than sleep in a symphony hall.
i’m just a square in the social circle.
who knocked my gum off that wall?
when the utterly utter flows like b-tter
i want to start pitching a curve.
with a silly old blighter on a first nighter
i feel like a pickled hors d’oeuvres,
no verve.
i never felt gay in a fancy beret
or wear a babushka or bursk.
i’m just a square in the social circle.
finger bowls hurt me the worst.
they just don’t quench my thirst!
mrs. vanderp-ss with greet me with a fourteen karat shout,
“my dear you simply must come to my daughter’s coming out!”
her daughter is a frankenstein, a dracula in mink.
when she comes out each stag will shout,
“gadzooks, i need a drink!”
i’d dined and clubbed,
i’ve elbow rubbed from yonkers to cheyenne!
boo to you bud;
take your blue blood
and stuck it in your fountain pen!
i wanna brush all the flush in the gush.
i’d rather get left than be right.
i’m just a square in the social circle.
anyone here wanna fight?
and none of me fits with the wits at the ritz.
i’d rather relax on a stool.
i’m just a square in the social circle.
anyone wanna shoot pool?
when a cookie with cabbage gets too savage
i’ll wrestle him three out of four.
i would rather a sailor hop in my trailer
and show me his nautical lore.
why sure!
the ladies will frills only fill me with chills.
they’re soft as a ball of chenile.
i’m just a square in the social circle.
i’ve got a muscle of steel.
anyone here want to feel?
i’m as square as a pear in a boutonniere.
fancy silks won’t stay on.
i’m designed for rayon.
but i just don’t seem to care.
i’m a square!
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