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b~free (artist) - adulting 101 lyrics

[intro]
h+llo, boys and girls
so happy you could join us
today’s life lesson is brought to you by the letters: f+m+l

[verse 1]
a+d+u (u), l+t+i (i)
n+g, i don’t wanna do no
more (more), more (more), more (more, more, more!)
‘cause every day (day), every night (night)
i just wanna go cry and close the
door (door), door (door), door (door, door, door!)
when i was little, couldn’t wait to get older
thought everything was easy+peasy as a grown+up
i thought my life would just be doing what i want
and getting everything i want
and still be sitting on a million
but that was then, and this is now
can’t believe i messed around
didn’t think about what i was really losin’
if somehow i got to pick another whole conclusion
i would look “adulting” in the eye
and probably say

[chorus]
h+llo (aye!) h+llo (aye!)
h+llo (aye!) h+llo (aye!)
and goodbye, bye, bye
(goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
(i would probably go and say h+llo)
i would say h+llo (aye!) h+llo (aye!)
h+llo (aye!) h+llo (aye!)
and goodbye, bye, bye
(bye, goodbye)

[verse 2]
(oh+oooh)
okay, it’s friday
that means it’s payday, i get to do it my way (my way)
but before i kick it, i can’t go and get evicted
‘cause my rent, light, water, gas, everything due (hoo)
i don’t consider this privilege (hoo+hoo)
don’t i deserve to get a recess? (hoo+hoo+hoo)
and take a break, take a moment, take a nap, or a sabbatical
i got no collateral
what in the actual
h+ll am i doin’?
and who i think i’m foolin’?
i’m struggling to pay back all the money for my schoolin’
fedloan, sallie mae
they be on me every day
even on my birthday
and i mean in the (worst way)
wish i knew then what i know now
shoulda never messed around
and got caught up in this everyday confusion
if somehow i got to pick another whole conclusion
then i would look “adulting” in the eye
and probably say he
[chorus]
h+llo (aye!) h+llo (aye!)
(oh, h+llo, yea)
h+llo (aye!) h+llo (aye!)
and goodbye, bye, bye
(goodbye, goodbye, bye+bye+bye, yea)
(oh, i would probably go and say h+llo)
i would say h+llo (aye!) h+llo (aye!)
(oh, lo, lo, lo, lo, yea)
h+llo (aye!) h+llo (aye!)
and goodbye, bye, bye
(bye, oh, not just a h+llo, but a goodbye)

[bridge]
(i wish i could go away, go far away, go all the way to yesterday)
to a place where i used to feel excited
before i knew that growing up was choosing violence, oh
(if i could go away, go far away, go all the way to yesterday)
to my beginning, beginning, when i was younger & winning
when i could look “adulting” in the eye
and only say

[chorus]
h+llo (aye!) h+llo (aye!)
(h+llo, yea)
h+llo (aye!) h+llo (aye!)
and goodbye, bye, bye
(goodbye, goodbye, bye+bye, yea)
(hey, i would probably go and say h+llo)
i would say h+llo (aye!) h+llo (aye!)
h+llo (aye!) h+llo (aye!)
(yea, oh yea)
and goodbye, bye, bye
(bye+bye, say bye+bye)
(oh, barely even goodbye, yea)
[outro+telephone convo]
(adulting 101 hotline, how can i help you?)
h+llo? yea. um, i would like to speak to the manager, please
(um, i beg your pardon?)
yea, i wanna speak to whoever thought it was a good idea for “adulting” to be like a thing, ‘cause, this is definitely not what i signed up for
(you wanna talk to god, or your parents, or–?)
nah, cause i was doing fine, but n0body said that it was finna be alladis
like, it’s literally the stress & the struggle for me
(well ma’am, i don’t know what you want me to do, but i can assure you that all the other adults in the world are–)
well, what i want for you to do is for y’all to take me back to before all this happened, (well ma’am) or give me a refund
(would you like to hear about the future midlife crisis series?)
no, i want my money back
(well ma’am, there’s not much i can do)
yup, all the little monies i been spending on rent, bills, groceries, doctors
(you’re yelling, but i can’t)
gas, hot water, errthang
(you’re yelling, and i can’t)
(i can’t do anything about this)
even the stuff y’all sneak in and don’t tell n0body about
(i don’t have the power)
but that’s ok, ‘cause i got the list, and i got the time
(i don’t have the power, it’s above me)
so gone and do what you gotta do
(i’ll transfer you to somebody else)
haha ok–i’ll wait

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