bg - party pooper (skit) lyrics
[skit]
brandon: -sings “man up” to himself
gabe: bruh i am lookin’ nice as sh-t, my n-gga
brandon: man do you see me though?
woo! i look fly…
gabe: no n-gga, you wearin’ the same clothes you wore this mornin’
brandon: bruh, i don’t care what i’m wearin’ i’m the blimp!
gabe: aayyeah and we’re not going out to get some chicken wings, we’re going out to party, n-gga, get some b-tches
brandon: we’re not getting chicken wings?
…
gabe: no, nig, omg i’ll get you some chicken wings
brandon: oh true…
gabe: but n-gga, we’re out here to get b-tches not the chicken wings, nigaa..
brandon: oh we gettin’ b-tches?
…
gabe: oh my..i told you this a hundred times
brandon: oh we gettin’ b-tches wooo!
gabe: nig, oh my, you always act like this bruh, this is why you get no b-tches every single time we come out
brandon: bruh…just be yourself
gabe: alright bruh, change yo clothes ’cause you’re not gonna get no b-tches like dat
brandon: -complains-
gabe: and my cousin’s waitin’ outside for me, i called the uber it’s on it’s way in like 20 minutes bruh
brandon: really? really? where he at den?
icy boy: -speaks spanish- the uber is here
gabe: this ni… he’s takin’ forever bruh
..is it out there already?
brandon: what is he even saying?????
gabe: n-gga..oh mah gawd the uber’s outside f-ckin’ just…
brandon: why are you even calling me a niiga i’m blasian…
gabe: omg you blimp!
brandon: i’m a blimp? i’m a blimp?
gabe:
y-yes you’re a blimp!
brandon: what else am i then?
-starts arguing, tryna interrupt while gabe roasts him with animal names-
gabe: you’re a build-a-bear blimp
rhino
elephant lookin’ -ss
hippo lookin’ -ss n-gga…
god you kno- you know what? i’m going by myself you don’t have to go
brandon: fine, see how it is then
icy boy & gabe: vaminos vaminos!
-closes door, leaves-
-brandon’s party p–per being -ss get’s left behind and alone
-afterparty starts playing-
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