bgm - pony rap battle i guess lyrics
[intro: queen chrysalis, twilight sparkle, applejack, tyrone]
it’s over, twilight! i win!
you and your friends are defeated!
surrender now, and i promise your death will be marginally less agonizing!
never! as long as friendship exists, evil will never win!
oh, you think you still have a chance? oh, that’s adorable.
you know, i almost pity you, and your delusion of friendship, enough to let you live… almost.
wait!
ugh, what now?
i, uh… i challenge you to a rap battle!
[ponies gasping]
what? are you serious?
(twilight, she’s black. you can’t beat her at a rap battle!)
you know, twilight, i was going to at least let you die with some shred of dignity…
but if you won’t evеn have that, then i suppose i will obligе you.
tyrone, give me a beat!
[tyrone beatboxing]
alright
there it is
keep it going, tyrone (yeah!)
yeah
f+ck orphans, zigga, and the homeless
check my style out! (uh!)
[verse 1: queen chrysalis, tyrone]
yo it’s queen q.c. on the mic (yeah!)
and zigga, i’m about to eat this mare alive (uh!)
so try and survive the fresh ass rhymes
that i’m spittin’ cause your fate is sealed and there ain’t no quittin’ (yeah, yeah!)
but you’re committin’ to this weak ass bit
even though your bars are weak and your rhymes are sh+t (uh!)
they call you smart, but you must be insane
if you think you can beat the queen at her own d+mn game (uh!)
[verse 2: twilight sparkle, tyrone, queen chrysalis, rainbow dash]
my name is twilight, and i’m here to say (oh no…)
that i think you’re super duper g+y
if it’s a rap battle, then i’m gonna win (ah, geez…)
because i’ve got, um… better chin? (yeah!)
hold on, there’s gotta be something better than that!
is that a f+cking thesaurus?
just gimme a sec…
oh, for the love of celestia…
just cut to the chorus or something
whatever… (it’s like that!)
[chorus: the mane six, tyrone]
when the fate of the world hangs in the balance
there’s only one thing to do
nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
no one else, it’s up to you (yeah, it’s like that!)
you gotta make a stand for what’s right
with sick ass rhymes and a beat that’s tight
just make sure you don’t f+ck it up or else we’re screwed (uh!)
[verse 3: queen chrysalis, tyrone]
i want you to listen well, and listen f+cking good
but you never could, blinded by things you misunderstood
with friendship and magic, you think it’s all connected
but you neglected to learn the most important thing (yeah!)
evil is king, the princesses got you on a string
like a dog on a leash, with a bone out of reach
you’re a slave, you’ll never be free
mare, you’re nothing but a princess wannabe!
[bridge: twilight sparkle, princess celestia]
twilight…
woah, what the?
twilight!
celestia?
yes.
where are we? what happened?
you’re f+cking dead, you idiot.
what? how?
because you challenged queen chrysalis to a rap battle.
i’m still not really+
you got so f+cking verbally destroyed, that you died.
oh, well sh+t.
i’m just here to send you back with a heroic second wind.
hmm… i guess that means i need to say something inspirational, doesn’t it?
um, don’t f+ck it up again!
geez, thanks for the vote of confidence…
[interlude: queen chrysalis, twilight’s friends, twilight sparkle]
(oh dear…)
(i saw her move!)
(wait, she’s okay!)
(oh, thank goodness!)
(phew!)
impossible! no one could survive rhymes like that!
you still have a lot to learn, chryssi.
lucky for you, knowledge is what i’m all about!
so, consider this your first lesson chryssi, cause you’re about to get schooled.
[verse 4: twilight sparkle, starlight glimmer]
so you think you’re hot sh+t, let me set you straight
hi twilight!
hmm? what are you+
aah! bad guy!
[explosion]
[outro: starlight glimmer, twilight’s friends, twilight sparkle]
starlight, what the h+ll?
what? what’s wrong?
you just murdered chrysalis!
yeah! she’s evil, so that’s a good thing, right?
no! we were doing a thing, and you ruined it!
but, evil…
starlight, you f+cking dumb b+tch! you ruined the rap battle!
you ruined everything, starlight!
[ponies arguing]
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