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bi tyrant - craigslist roommate lyrics

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what do you do when the cops are at your door
looking for a man you haven’t seen since half past 4
i look upstairs (upstairs) i look downstairs (downstairs)
i tell the cops, n-body’s home
but i’m not alone

creepy f-cking craigslist roommate
alcoholic dest-tute
f-cking all the prost-tutes
all the cabbies are after you

creepy f-cking craigslist roommate
alcoholic dest-tute
f-cking all the prost-tutes
all the cops are after you

he’s wasted again
shouting down the street
the neighbors are complaining
my landlady blames me

he scares off the ladies
i think he’s paying for s-x
blue ball desparate cab fare evading
tyrannosaurus rex

i’m too scared to stop him
’cause he bigger than me

creepy f-cking craigslist roommate
alcoholic dest-tute
f-cking all the prost-tutes
all the cops are after you

creatine steroid carnivore
he comes with parents who stay indoors
he moves your dishes to the other side
if you don’t do them in time
what the f-ck are you supposed to do

the alcoholic
he stained my rug
he couldn’t do the laundry and he threw it out
after just one rub
you stain my rug you f-cking clean it up
jesus christ we’re not twenty-one
you’re a

creepy f-cking craigslist roommate
f-cking up the atmosphere
alcoholic vomit stainer
get your drunk -ss outta here

creepy f-cker creepy f-cker
creepy f-cker creepy f-cker

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