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big brian - apex appliance repair & air duct cleaning lyrics

(kyle produced the beat)
yo yo yo alright guys
guys it’s me, big money mcgee over here
alright let’s have some fun
yo, america’s corporations are cool (yeah)
but why is everybody smoking vapes, some juul (why)
i don’t understand [???] the smoke is bad (juul)
dudududududu rad
oh my goodness, i just got shot
but i really don’t wanna call the cops (yuh)
because they’re scary, they’re pretty crazy
they got lots of guns and that’s not very good (yeah)
dudududu
(emotional banger)
i spilled coffee on the floor
and now i don’t know how to clean it up
there’s a stain on the floor
i bought blеach from the grocery store but thеn i got flagged
now the fbi is investigating me
for obtaining hazardous chemicals (yeah)
oh goodness, [???] gonna do anything bad
honestly, that’s not quite rad (yeah)

bro, i just drank a strawberry milkshake (what)
it tasted really good, man (mmm)
but it was like, twelve dollars
and that’s like way too much for me (disney prices)
i don’t understand the government (f+ck dasani)
to stabilize the dairy industry (dasani sucks)
i do not get it, i don’t understand
a milkshake not being expensive, man (cream+o+land)
bro, bro, i just don’t get it

i tried to solve a rubik’s cube but then i just couldn’t get it
i don’t understand how those things work
how anyone could get used to those things, bro (yeah)
i bought a car but the gas was expensive (what)
i drove it off a cliff cause it’s too expensive (yeah)
and i now don’t have a car
that’s why i’m just here, spitting bars
(emotional banger)
yo yo yo i’m sitting in this booth
spitting into microphone, yeah bro, broo (broo)
oh my goodness, my pc just caught on fire (fire)
that’s not good because i have too many games
and i don’t have no storage sp+ce (what)
i downloaded 350 megabytes but i only had 250 megabytes of sp+ce (on god?)
yo, i have a hole in my pants, but i can’t get it stitched because it costs too much money

bro, what’s up with apple
the prices are really not funny
i do not understand at all
i do not, want to ball
because the basketball is not inflated
because air costs too much in this corporation, yo (what)
oh my god, you can’t beat the wagner’s meat (huh?)
because it’s just too powerful, bro
bro, i’m spitting bars
oh my god, i might be able to buy a new car
and then drive it off the cliff again
because gas prices have not gone down yet (mm)

yo what’s up with 3d printers
why can’t i just 3d print myself some food
i’m really hungry
i want to do that
but why can’t i just 3d print some food
it doesn’t make any sense
bubububububu p+n+s
alright guys, peace out motherf+ckers
woo, b money in the house, woo (woo)

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