big daddy kane - pimpin' ain't easy lyrics
featuring nice & smooth, scoob
chorus:
anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go:
pimpin’ ain’t easy (pimpin’ ain’t eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) 6x
[greg nice]
one-two-three-four, to five-six-seven
eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven
twelve, thirteen, start your age;
fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stage
like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum
better get off the virgin before i cuuuuum!
pick up my pants and thump and thump
i think i’ll call up tootie, she’ll give me some
watch out, watch out i’m drippin’ live sc-m
i say d-mn, i love the way i make my posse roll-a
‘specially if the hoochie’s on birht control-a
lift her up just like a pick up truck
then i sat her down and we started to f-ck
made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, yo-o-o-o-o!
i hope this time i don’t make a cookie
brothers everywhere be callin’ me a rookie
two from the greg nice from the o-o-old schoooooool
but bullsh-t, i ain’t no fool, cuz
chorus
[big daddy kane]
well, i say… extra! extra!
here is a bachelor comin’ straight at ya
i see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it
the big daddy law is anti-f-ggot
that means no h-m-s-xuality;
what’s in my pants’ll make you see reality
and if you wanna see a smooth black casanova — bend ovah!
cuz i don’t half-step when it comes to broads
the k-a-n-e ‘ll go the whole nine yards
there’s no time for coversation my dear
[moan!] is all i wanna hear
so let’s make a move, as i get smooth
cuz the purpose i serve is to soothe
i’m tall, dark and handsome and all that junk
even white girls be sayin’ “ooh, kane’s a hunk!”
even puerto rican girls be callin’ me papi
some try to copy, but they look sloppy
so imitators who wanna step to a
brother like me, lick my manure!
chorus
[smooth b]
i’m just goin’ and i’m flowin’ like a gigolo
and when i used to be with scott, i was a super-hoe
but now i’m coolin’ with kane and greg n-i-c-e
and if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee
i love bonin’, and all my friends they will agree
that when it comes to pimpin’ hoes… it ain’t easy
first name: smooth. last name: b
when i’m bonin’ a girl, i make her feel heavenly
i like to make ’em wait, and then make ’em beg
and when i take off my clothes, the i form a third leg
they rub it with oils and suck it with ice
now i’m sweating… my mind is in paradise…
chorus
[scoob lover]
tip-tip-toein’, scoob lover’s out hoein’
braggin’ to the fellas how my flattop was growin’
buyin’ drinks for the ladies, money i was blowin’
right in front of me… mmm… not even knowin’
a brown-skinned cutie; big, plump booty
nametag earrings readin’ off “tootie”
bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams;
from my eyesight that was what it seemed
i said, uh, “come a little bit closer”
to scoob that night, choice guy, she said “hi
hi… hi, i’ve really been wantin’ to meet you
i just got paid and i’ll be very glad to treat you
how ’bout dinner, a salisbury steak?”
i said, “sorry honey-dip, but i already ate”
so i nudged the other girlies off my shoulder
went for tootie cuz the girl was much older
east to the benz, i slowly walked;
clearing out my throat so i cold start my smooth talk
s-x in my mind, i was sure of it…
i wanted to tax that -ss like the government!
chorus
[ant live]
well, it’s friday night, ain’t a d-mn thing funny —
b-tch better have my money
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