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big dese - cool dad lyrics

yea, yea
dese man
i ain’t like the other dad’s man
y’all stiff, stiff ass mothaf+ckas
i rap better

[verse one]

yo, yea, yo i got nice swag for a white dad, ill bars and i’m a middle ager
disagree and you a little hater, i’m feelin’ like christian laettner
you gonna hope you christian later, only f+ckin’ god can save ya
can’t test me with litmus paper, then i’m bout to go head and twist this vega, i’m just a playa
but i don’t crush a lot, all i do is lay back, puff the pot, like i’m jamaican wit the bumbaclot
then i’m bout to turn up a notch, y’all sweet like mothaf+ckin b+tterscotch, i’m drinkin’ everything but a scotch
i’m talking beer and wine, margaritas and i did a couple shots
got a dui so i gotta be careful, i’m looking in the rear viеw, i got a million bars, you only got one line like macklеmore’s hairdo
d+mn dude, i’m brand new, you the same ol’ little lame+o, your durango’s, got a rainbow sticker, say it ain’t so
i’m like maino, hi hater, you hatin’, i hope you die later, your mother’s vibrater, look like a f+ckin’ skyscr+per
i got the hand c+cked, you know the man’s hot, smoke a gram boy, i’m eatin’ lamb chops
wife don’t wanna, what tonight, i’m gonna get a hand job
that’s a jerky jerk, my words berserk, dirty like dirt mcgirt, your girlfriend wants to twerk and flirt but that p+ssy smell like surf and turf
i purchase purp on purpose first, i’m crazy boy, i curse in church, y’all look g+y like urkel’s shirt, you and ya boys probably have circle jerks

[chorus]

yo i’mma put it down for the cool dad’s, drop the kids at school playing boom bap
wearing sketcher shoes, we don’t do that, who that?, you be looking at the cool dad
yo i’mma put it down for the cool dad’s, drop the kids at school playing boom bap
wearing sketcher shoes, we don’t do that, who that?, you be looking at the cool dad
[verse two]

i like to go spit over boom bap, the young kids tell me use new beats
like that drake sh+t, “could you do that?”, i’ll take ya top off like a nude beach
that dude dese, y’all too weak, and that sh+ts appalling
get two pieced, i’m like lou cheeks, y’all too cheap and i’m ballin’
ballin’ like i’m chris seal, probably rockin’ ishmael, you be outta place, guatemalan up in leifeld
i don’t rip shotties like a big body, make ya go low like my kids potty
i’m wit gotti, got a biscotti, then i dip that in coffee, that’s guinea bars
but if you want me to write, go and give this man a call, all your bars is wack like i’m standing up in faneuil hall
rather see you go low like an urban dancer, you ain’t gonna win like bernie sanders, or barry sanders
you don’t have an answer, you know that this rap is cancer, stage five, i may die, and i stay fly like a.i
cause i’m on point, soothing, like bayside, you only yay high
you young dude’s spittin’, that’s like watching paint dry
i’m thirty+six and i rap better, four more years and i’mma be forty like a st. ides
use to drink king cobra, always had a big b+n+r when your chicks over, now that’s over, married, got a wife and kids in a stroller
dad bars but i rap hard, i’m on a ride on in the backyard, i cut the grass dawg, if the wife not home i might f+ckin’ wack off
that’s honest though, i’m on a roll, high school i was on the honor roll, college got that ganja rolled, i f+cked up real bad, ordered domino’s
drop the flow, now i’m wit the kids watching paw patrol, mickey mouse i’m in the house like it’s haunted though
and i rap way better off the dome, you gotta go and write that sh+t, put it on the paper, recite that sh+t
like needing a whole roll to wipe that b+tch, i don’t like that sh+t

[chorus]

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