big dese - intro lyrics
uh huh, dad bars man, y’all know what i mean, right? y’all gonna get +you gone learn today+
[verse one]
big daddy, i’m just trying to keep the kids happy, for some reason the wife’s just always p+ssed at me
aggravated is how you sound, what’d i do now?, why don’t you do some laundry and cool down
everyday i go to give it my best, and i’ll admit it, i guess, i’m always thinking of s+x
she’s like “yea you are, you got a one track mind”, whatchu think i’m over here having a fun ass time?
you got me mistaken, look at all the leaves i’m raking, best thing i did all week was have a piece of bacon
“can you run in the store?”, oh you wanna bargain shop?, “i’ll be in and out, i wanna see what target got”
i’m with the kids for a hour in the parking lot, no respect, that’s what a father got
now i ain’t saying it’s a horrible day, but i should probably be in another country, touring on stage
look, waiting in the car is boring ok?, plus i got an amazon package at the door every day
kids are like “daddy can you wrestle me?”, definitely, but not right now, see i ain’t got no energy +i’m tired man+
this will be more fun when you’re nine, “throw us in the air and do it six hundred more times”
what is this crossfit? i am exhausted, i love you to death but i wish you had an off switch
“can we have a treat?” not till you eat your ziti, besides i got high last night and had your reeses pieces +they were good+
you think it’s easy? you think that sh+t is great? and when my single friends are b+tchin’, that’s that sh+t i hate
you think you got it tough now boy, friggin’ wait, i hope you get a girl pregnant on your dinner date
asked the wife “you wanna bang? take your shirt off”, “maybe tomorrow” so i jerked off on a work sock
i’m just kidding, no i’m not, see i need it guy, i’m not on tmz but i’m giving you tmi
married with children it’s like peg bundy, need a weekend after the weekend, already dead monday
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