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big gay - the virgin lyrics

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[intro]
hi my name is jeremy!
i’m a virgin, can’t you see?
tonight i’m gonna hit the club
head into the vip
tonight i want a girl to willingly suck on my peeny+weeny
to be honest, any girls give me the heebie jeebies

[verse 1]
but f+ck it!
lose my v+card i love it!
once she spreads her legs i’m gonna whip it out and shove it
hope she has big tiddies, thick thighs, and nice t++th+
she won’t be ready for what jeremy has beneath!

[verse 2]
i walk up to the bouncer, “name’s jeremy. i’m on the list.”
he looks at me and says “pshh, you wish.”
pushes me to the back where everyone else is
pop some v++gr+, i hope i stay flaccid!

[verse 3]
get a tap on the shoulder
it’s a lady shaped like a boulder
she whispers “come here” as i hold her
throws me in an alleyway
kisses me seductively
pulls out my d+ck and she does too…..
[outro]
wait… wait what the f+ck?
(sigh..)
i guess i’m not a virgin anymore..
my ass is sore..

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