big lettuce - velveeta shells lyrics
[intro]
yeah this rap sh+t real therapeutic man (give me twenty million dollars)
know what i’m saying? (give me twenty million dollars motherf+cker)
rest in peace dj kay slay (give me twenty million dollars)
it’s drama time (give me twenty million dollars, twenty million motherf+cker, uh huh)
[verse 1]
you parked in my spot buddy, move your car
you ain’t my crew? then i don’t know who you are
oh me? the name is lettuce christ superstar
i’m centered like kareem abdul jabar
i take my shots, where my shooting guard?
i’m on top, don’t give a f+ck what the rumors are
that’s how lies get started
i don’t need nothing but the chives and garlic
i’m going noodles for the cheese
exhale the fritterz and i blew it to the breeze
i’ma let her get the best of me
sick of sonning y’all, bout to get me a vasectomy (snip gang!)
shirt from ’99, pants from ’99
i’m saucing like ranch, that’s 99
i been the man since thomas tank mittens
she smitten so i’m hitting
need that ol armani with the kittens
belaire bleu with pink pinaq in it
to wash down the brisket and popeye’s biscuits
walk in, they think i’m sinatra in legaché
flamingos right beside me, yeah i do it my way
i been walking chop sawed in these oakley mules
yeah the hoes will drool but that’s no excuse
i got a girl ladies, you know the rules
off the runtz might tell a joke or two, but i don’t smoke with fools
sip some kronen’ brew in an open pool, i’m young like mona too
[chorus]
mona scott
mona scott
mona scott
i love hip hop!
mona scott
mona scott
mona scott
i love hip hop!
mona scott
mona scott
mona scott
i love hip hop!
mona scott
mona scott
mona scott
i love hip hop!
[verse 2]
i know why they worried (why’s that?)
they broke like mcflurry
walk in this b+tch and they ring the alarm
sinatra the ring, flamingo the charm
putting rainbow belts in a philly
need fernet and three beers, it’s bout to get silly
looking like bindy johal in the sweaty suit
they might dome me in the club before i reach the vestibule
[chorus]
mona scott
mona scott
mona scott
i love hip hop!
mona scott
mona scott
mona scott
i love hip hop!
mona scott
mona scott
mona scott
i love hip hop!
mona scott
mona scott
mona scott
i love hip hop!
[chorus]
mona scott
mona scott
mona scott
i love hip hop!
mona scott
mona scott
mona scott
i love hip hop!
mona scott
mona scott
mona scott
i love hip hop!
mona scott
mona scott
mona scott
i love hip hop!
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