big money – the last man on earth lyrics
a sp-ce ship landed on my lawn today
you may find it extremely hard to believe
but it actually did happen
anyway, a door opened, and out came, a woman
wow – she looked like an amazon queen
from an italian s-xploitation fl!ck
i said hi there
you must be tired from a long and exhausting journey
may i interest you in a relaxing game of strip poker?
she said not even if you were the last man
not even if you were a friend of superman
not even if you were the last man on earth
not even if you were the last man
not even if you were a friend of superman
not even if you were the last man on earth
thank you – she got back into the ship
and took off to a galaxy far far away
i threw myself on the phone and called a publisher
who by the way was, a woman
i said hi there i just met a girl from outer sp-ce
so here’s the deal
i tell you my story and you turn it into a best-seller
there’s big money in this for both of us
so what do you say – lunch?
she said not even if you were the last man
not even if you were a friend of superman
not even if you were the last man on earth
not even if you were the last man
not even if you were a friend of superman
not even if you were the last man on earth
then i called my mother who by the way is a woman
i said hi mom i forgot your birthday last week
you know how bury i am these days
anyway, i’m between
platinum albums at the moment
do you think you can spare me a few bucks
she said not even if you were the last man
not even if you were a friend of superman
not even if you were the last man on earth
not even if you were the last man
not even if you were a friend of superman
not even if you were the last man on earth
not even if you were the last man on earth
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