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big rap battles - jack skellington vs abandoned by disney - big rap battles. lyrics

[intro: announcer, jack skellington]

big rap battles

jack skellington (who, me?)

versus

abandoned by disney

begin

[verse 1: jack skellington]
what’s this? what’s this? a g+y creepypasta version of mickey?
photo+negative b+tch that got abandoned by disney against the pumpkin king?
that’s right, i am the pumpkin king, hahahaha!
and i just can’t wait until my next verse
because i’ve got some line ideas and i really hope this works!
you guys aren’t ready for how hard i’m going to cook
o+oh, i hope there’s still time for mickey’s turn

[verse 2: adandoned by disney, jack skellington]
wanna see my head come off?
i’m sure you do, you little, heh, jack+off
come have some fun with us, jack, and i’ll hit you with an empirical little scorched earth
what’s some miracle fickle forger
against my lyrical tickle torture? (ugh!)
abandoned by disney? as if that were true
just another sh+tty little disney excuse
doing twerk or treat every halloween
always acting like a f+cking thot
this is a “five nights at lyrical treasure island”, b+tch, and this time x marks the spot
[verse 3: jack skellington]
that’s right, i am the pumpkin king, hahahaha!
i’m back, with a skelling+ton of delightful raps that i nabbed from santa, that fat old b+st+rd
you wasted away in a chamber for a million years?
and i thought my dog had the pointy ears..
adandoned by disney? i disagree!
i’m still an icon, giving kids the glee!
if you think that you can tickle me
then how about you sing with me?
sing the chorus!

[chorus: jack skellington]
trick or treat! trick or treat!
it is time for halloween!
rap with me! rap with me!
you’re gonna be beat by the pumpkin king!

[verse 4: jack skellington, audience, announcer]
ask tim burton, i’m jack skellington, the hero of christmas
sit down, big rap battles kids, this is the story of… how i stole dissmas!
i’m the reason your suffering is unknown, my town has splendid adventures every day!
open wide and say hi to my special bone, here comes the airplane..
i love the children, the way they all frolic, it fills my dead body with joy!
maybe quit trying to show your “toys” (that’s) to all the little girls and boys (that’s right!)
sally’s shaking that booty, it’s h+lla thicc
trunk more heavy than an elephant
now, for my scariest punchline yet: i’m jack the skeleton, you’re jack irrelevant!!
i said… i’m jack the skeleton, you’re jack irrelevant!! (woah!)
i feel so alive, even though i’m an undead skeleton, you clown, fool
i don’t even know anything about you
jack skeleton wins
the floor is lava! now i’ll show you why they call me “the king of spirits”
so, listen up, mickey… or should i say… stephen?
sing the chorus!
[chorus: jack skellington, abandoned by disney]
trick or treat! trick or treat!
it is time for halloween!
rap with me! rap with me!
you’re gonna be beat+
shut up. shut the f+ck up. i don’t want to do this anymore.
again!

[chorus: jack skellington, abandoned by disney]
trick or treat! trick or treat!
it is time for halloween!
rap with me! rap with me!
you’re gonna be beat by the pumpkin king!

[verse 5: jack skellington]
that’s right! i am the pumpkin king!
the best in the rapping ring!
don’t. f+cking. fight me
everybody was moved by my magical s+tier movie!
we are going to eat your screams
this is rapping+ween

[bridge: residents of the town (mayor, vampires, oogie boogie, elves), jack skellington]
you did it, jack
jack, jack! you k!lled it on the track!
(even i can admit. that was pretty good!)
this is why they call you “the king of spirits”
try tickling me now, you fat mouse b+st+rd! fire the cannon!
[verse 6: adandoned by disney]
bbws on the mind
it seems my fijnal moments have finally arrived
i do have some regrets with how i handled this battle
i wish i didn’t get so easily beat by that skeleton
it’s hard being a creepy version of mickey mouse
i’m not gonna live today, which may not seem great
but at least i entertained this little town as the lights begin to dim
this has been mickey’s monologue, thank you for listening

[outro: jack skellington, tyler, the creator, a guy]
that’s r+

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