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big sniper - gatlinburg lyrics

[verse 1: big sniper]
east tennessee is a great f+cking place
but there’s one city that stands out of place
it’s called gatlinburg b+tch!
the la of california, the miami of florida (aye, aye, aye)
it’s the best city in the f+cking state
don’t believe me? well i’ll tell you why it’s great
first off they got the great smokey mountains
you can go hiking or you can go hunting, doesn’t matter
there’s a sh+t ton of do, you’ll have way more fun there than at the zoo
there’s a skyline you can f+cking go up on
then afterwards, you can go hit the john!
once you finish p+ssing, hit up the aquarium. sh+t! there’s dead penguins! they’ll have to bury ’em (bury ’em)
ignore that, buy a souvenir at the gift shop
then continue exploring the city, sh+t stop!
there’s cars coming…
you don’t want to get hit, unless you’re looking for a way out, then get hit
if you’re a car guy, go hit up the car museum. the employees getting swarmed, hate to be him getting hungry? there’s a sh+t ton of bars
you can eat and drink beer until you see stars
there’s plenty of hoes that you can pick up
take her back to your hotel room and hook up
just kick her out once you’re done…
she just wants your money, so pull out your gun
[chorus: big sniper]
gatlinburg the best city in the state!
to get there, you just got to take the interstate
you can find a hotel room at a great rate
maybe you can get on tinder and find a date
well just be cool and don’t show up late
if you do, she might hit you with a plate
remember when a b+tch f+cked up your friend tate?
well, i tossed her in a river. guess it was fate….
gatlinburg the best city in the state!
to get there, you just got to take the interstate
you can find a hotel room at a great rate
maybe you can get on tinder and find a date
well just be cool and don’t show up late
if you do, she might hit you with a plate
remember when a b+tch f+cked up your friend tate?
well, i tossed her in a river. guess it was fate….

[verse 2: cosocus]
started from the bottom of the ugliest
i don’t really wanna be stuffin’ sh+t
inside my head because i’ve fallen in love with tennessee, the entire state!
so don’t diss me and fry my brain
i put all of gatlinburg at stake
seeing with me with nature, all intertwined, completing my life (my life my life)
i’m standing at the top of clingman’s dome
you’re in the crator of kingston, the county of roane
i am the entire 530 mile marker of state route one! (one, one, one)
you’re 447, poorer than the lowest state point
my ass, wear a face mask, and bathe fast
so give you some ointment, so you can enjoy it
be more buoyant; better float to new deal’s gap
wearing a baseball cap
[chorus: big sniper]
gatlinburg the best city in the state!
to get there, you just got to take the interstate
you can find a hotel room at a great rate
maybe you can get on tinder and find a date
well just be cool and don’t show up late
if you do, she might hit you with a plate
remember when a b+tch f+cked up your friend tate?
well, i tossed her in a river. guess it was fate….
gatlinburg the best city in the state!
to get there, you just got to take the interstate
you can find a hotel room at a great rate
maybe you can get on tinder and find a date
well just be cool and don’t show up late
if you do, she might hit you with a plate
remember when a b+tch f+cked up your friend tate?
well, i tossed her in a river. guess it was fate….

[verse 3: big sniper]
now you can rent some cool sh+t as well
maybe an atv to cruise. that’d be swell
pick up some chicks and rail ’em at a nice cabin
but only if they’re a gem
no need to pick up a nickel
this isn’t chicago, the mountains are better than the ones in colorado
worried about the people, well don’t be!
most southern folks are friendly from tennessee
it’s much better than any f+cking beach
you might run into a thug eating a peach
if you run in a me, i’ll probably tell you f+ck off
but i’m not most people, just make sure you don’t cough
coronavirus is a b+tch
just like life in general
it’s like a chemical turning into a biochemical
if you have it, they’ll get a tip off and make you take off
like when the rappers kick post malone out hip hop
wait, cut the beat. is that f+cking rat with rainbow hair? f+ck it is. get ’em!
everyone accepts sixnine is welcome in this town
we got to look for the clown this rat around
actually, he’s not the rap clown
that’s nick cannon worked out really well
you’ll never pick up shannon
if you see sixnine throw your souvenir mugs at him
he can’t stitch on everyone, maybe jim, kim and tim
but everyone else is in the f+cking clear
don’t worry everyone. i’m going to interfere
i’ll do a magic trick to make the queer disappear
abracadabra, he’s in new york. he’ll never be a volunteer
and to the guys who tried to burn gatlinburg down
if i ever see you motherf+ckers in or around town
i’ll f+cking kidnap you and tie you up and d(ouch)
you with lighter fluid and burn your bodies. what up?
[big sniper + chorus]
gatlinburg the best city in the state!
to get there, you just got to take the interstate
you can find a hotel room at a great rate
maybe you can get on tinder and find a date
well just be cool and don’t show up late
if you do, she might hit you with a plate
remember when a b+tch f+cked up your friend tate?
well, i tossed her in a river. guess it was fate….
gatlinburg the best city in the state!
to get there, you just got to take the interstate
you can find a hotel room at a great rate
maybe you can get on tinder and find a date
well just be cool and don’t show up late
if you do, she might hit you with a plate
remember when a b+tch f+cked up your friend tate?
well, i tossed her in a river. guess it was fate….

[verse 4: cosocus]
i go with far back as the state of franklin
and up to this day i keep sh+t in the 1780s
and maybe it made me cave in
this ain’t what i wanted tennessee to be
and it has my babies breanna and nashville so i “catch h+ll” like calhoun
i grab adam and i scream bye too
so i guess some people compare to me like they do to (big sniper)
but the only difference is the way i say my words are overk!ll
it’s like a machinegun shot 360 with no scope on black ops
i’m so lit i can set huff daddy’s daddy on fire
i can spit on a fire truck and it’ll be a obliterated in a smoke sh+ll
see how many more epic east tennessee is with me as a resident

[big sniper & cosocus]
the best city in the state!
to get there, you just got to take the interstate
you can find a hotel room at a great rate
maybe you can get on tinder and find a date
well just be cool and don’t show up late
if you do, she might hit you with a plate
remember when a b+tch f+cked up your friend tate?
well, i tossed her in a river. guess it was fate….
gatlinburg the best city in the state!
to get there, you just got to take the interstate
(and state route 73! and you can…)
find a hotel room at a great rate
maybe you can get on tinder and find a date
well just be cool and don’t show up late
if you do, she might hit you with a plate
remember when a b+tch f+cked up your friend tate?
well, i tossed her in a river. guess it was fate….

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