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bigdobbie - ii. chicken tendies [angur] lyrics

[part i]

[intro]
mommy! mommy!!!
where did my mommy go???
h+llo?
she prolly rappin’ in da stu right now
i don’t care, a gangrene foo needs chicken tendies
ay, yeah let’s go
i just (unintelligible), ay
wack ass accent like boston
i beat yo ass like steve austin
(yeah ho!)
ooh, chicka muggets
+gunshots+
aaaaaaaaaaa

[verse 1]
boy i just hopped on the track
and i just wanted a snack
mommy just punched my sack
but i’m still counting stacks
i’m so piping mad (mad)
y’all are simps, so sad (the f+ck)
go in the trash, i’m glad, ay
best feeling i ever had, (let’s go)
i call ’em up like a prison wife
you rap on this beat, boy you bet your life
you grab my tendies i grab da knife
and you don’t wanna cause dobbie’s strife, baby
(woo! check it! uh! sh+t!)
lemme take it back to th++

[part ii]

[interlude]
f+ck, mom didn’t buy me chicken tendies

[verse 2]
gimme gimme chicken tendies
be they crispy or from wendys
spend my hard+earned good+boy points
on kid’s meal ball pit burger joints
mummy lifts me to the car
to find me tendies near and far
enjoy my tasty tendie treats
in comfy big boy booster seats
mcdonald’s, hardee’s, popeye’s, cane’s
but of my tendies none remains
she tries to make me take a nappy
but sleeping doesn’t make me happy
tendies are the only food
that puts me in the napping mood
i’ll scream and shout and make a fuss
i’ll scratch, i’ll bite, i’ll even cuss!
tendies are my heart’s desire
fueled by raging, hungry fire
mummy sobs and wails and cries
but tears aren’t tendies, nugs or fries
my good+boy points were fairly earned
to buy the tendies that i’ve yearned
but there’s no tendies on my plate!
did mummy think that i’d just ate?
“tendies tendies get them now
you fat, ungrateful, sluggish sow!”
i screech while hurling into her eyes
my foul+smelling diaper surprise
for she who is un+p++ped on is she who remembers:
never forget my chicken tenders

- bigdobbie lyrics

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