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bigfoot - can i kick it? lyrics

[bigfoothg]

16 bar all star, my brain’s athletic
i’m jame’s hird with words. alphabetic fraser gherig
my rap’s are out of bounds on the fool who failed to see this aussie rules
i’m a microphone david rhys jones taking these clones to the cleaners! turning your demo tapes to streamers
it’d take a vocal coach the calibre of leigh matthews or kevin sheedy for these wack crews to ever beat me!
i play the game well. i’ll never retire
while you’re yapping on the sideline like eddie mcguire
i’ve got the crowd on it’s feet watching your team get beat
while your outside selling records for $3 each
little league mc’s you’ll never prevail
i’ll show you how to kickett like i’m derek or dale
i go hard ’til it’s game over, then at last i’m at the bar nominating myself for a draught!

can i kick it? yes you can! + chorus

[bigfoothg]

you’re like jacko trying to climb my pole
make a fool of yourself, but you ain’t ever kicking goals
i play the field like i had wayne carey’s brain
take your missus to the toilets while you’re trying to entertain
i kick game! get a swannette’s feathers wet with rapid thoughts
excite her ‘cos my rhymes are tighter than capper’s shorts!
you don’t wanna pass to me , ‘cos once i grab it you’ll be looking like you o.d’d on gary ablett’s tablets!
i tackle rappers like i’m akermanis, bringin’ em down
leave ’em with no b+lls lying on the ground
i set the mic ablaze at a party, if you touch it i’ll burn you like you’re jason mccartney
dropped from the team with your contract ripped up
game day i dominate play like chris judd & never rub a rhyme out for striking. i’ve taken the lead
you can’t even plug your mic in!
can i kick it? yes you can! + chorus

[bias b]

when i kick the lyric, never missing the target
that’s why the fan’s throw their hands up, they’re ready to mark it!
some play hard, but lack spark, they’re heartless
the mic you won’t get it. i’ll never pass it like kevin bartlett
this ozkick toy talk i baulk with words spun off the tongue like wirrpanda’s torps
they don’t wanna play me. the game they forfeit
they be way off the mark & falling short like shane crawford
i know you lovett like murray. i got more stamina than michael long when the mic is on!
when the final siren’s gone, the fan’s are booing disgraced
their team spirit needs a lift like sam newman’s face!
a veteran like brereton kicking it better than most
even before the game’s over you know i’m getting the votes for best & fairest. lyrically i’m smashing them all like barry hall
that’s why they smother me & grabbing my b+lls
when i kick it!

- bigfoot lyrics

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