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biker joe warren - i wanna be a gynecologist lyrics

well i talk to my son until i’m blue in the face
he’s a rock n’ roll bum, a family disgrace
he lays around the house, smokes dope and m-st-rbates
tell me son, what do you want to be?
well your a worthless young s— as i’ve ever seen
you know there’s much more to life then a c— magazine
i’ll send you to college, you can earn your degree
tell me son what do you want to be?
dad, i wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy
ky jelly, rubber gloves, and a flashlight
seems like a good job for me
well i spoke to my wife, i said what can be done
with this highly offensive excuse for a son?
he sits at the table, and he belches and he farts
then he drinks till he pukes, and he sleeps in his barf
i went up to his room, didn’t bother to knock
i said ‘son we gotta have a talk, but please put away your c-ck.’
you’re a livin’ breathin’ insult to society
tell me son what do you want to be?
dad, i wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy
ky jelly, rubber gloves, and a flashlight
seems like a good job for me
well i was proud of my son, he had earned his degree
he’s a geniune doctor of gynecology
he’s got an office and a nurse and patients galore
who could ask for anything more?
dad, i ain’t got a d-mn thing to be thankful for
i got sixteen old ladies lined up outside the door
they all smell like tuna fish, and they s— on the floor
to tell the truth, it’s a big f—in’ bore!
i don’t wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy
ky jelly, rubber gloves and a flashlight
it ain’t all that it’s cracked up to be
i don’t wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy
ky jelly, rubber gloves and a flashlight
it ain’t all that it’s cracked up to be

- biker joe warren lyrics

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