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bill loosensons - crazy dave lyrics

[intro]
ahh
ahh
ahh
ahh, ahh

[chorus]
crazy dave
it’s a rave
my b+lls i shave
see your grave
crazy dave
it’s a rave
my b+lls i shave
see your grave

[verse 1]
my p+ss tastes like alcohol
knock me out like propofol
i’m prepared to lose it all
mexicans, they build the wall
i’m making it out of the suburbs
i’m doing it without a rubber
i’m stumbling through like a pubber
wash me like a rub+a+dub+dubber
catch me in the liquor cabinet
spill some, i might l!ck your cabinet
fill her like an easter basket
giving me a yeast infection
beauty and the beast infection
boutta have a feast infection
desist then i cease infection
house not on a lease infection
[chorus]
crazy dave
it’s a rave
my b+lls i shave
see your grave
crazy dave
it’s a rave
my b+lls i shave
see your grave

[verse 2]
that is not a threat nor a promise
i am getting wet, pocahontas
i don’t put cigarettes in my glottis
i go to tibet, kidnap llamas
i break the terms of an nda
i break the records of the nba
don’t follow guidelines of the fba
educating like the nea
no time for bullsh+t today
no time to put you on display
n+ts+ck suffering from decay
at home depot with jose
jose turns around, says “fire”
i don’t even care if i get fired
first place i shouldn’t be hired
employment is not required
[chorus]
crazy dave
it’s a rave
my b+lls i shave
see your grave
crazy dave
it’s a rave
my b+lls i shave
see your grave

[verse 3]
crazy f+cking dave when i’m rolling up the pavement
no one in the world can be my replacement
knock on the door asking if i want a cookie
i say “no, but do you want to come inside my nookie”
looking at the flavor chart and all i see is pumpkin
after i buy it, i ask for some blumpkin
getting that munchkin and then i start to pump in
f+cking in a tractor with a country bumpkin
knocking down the door just to get some v++gr+
precum leaking out, got me wetter than niagara
hitting it in august, call that a waterfall
handjob from the police, call that the paw patrol
there’s a pan on my head every time i see a zombie
want j+pan to be dead just like fitch and abercrombie
i don’t spread hate but sometimes it gets disseminated
open that gate and prepare to be inseminated
[chorus]
crazy dave
it’s a rave
my b+lls i shave
see your grave
crazy dave
it’s a rave
my b+lls i shave
see your grave
crazy dave
it’s a rave
my b+lls i shave
see your grave
crazy dave
it’s a rave
my b+lls i shave
see your grave

[outro]
crazy dave
crazy dave
crazy dave
crazy dave
crazy dave
crazy dave
crazy dave
crazy dave

- bill loosensons lyrics

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