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bill loosensons - franklin roosevelt lyrics

[chorus]
call me franklin roosevelt the way i hate the j+panese
i am getting blown all day and i don’t even need a breeze
lift up my foreskin and see a bunch of cheese
my d+ck’s twisty turny like i’m a geese

[verse]
i will get you on your knees
follow me into the trees
unzip me and gnaw on these
i’m a dog and you swallow my fleas
tapeworms like a hairless cat
blumpkins in my hairy ass
naked like a mole rat
i eated a whole rat
i forgot to put new batteries in my smoke alarm
i pull out my powder, sound the coke alarm
i eat my leafy greens, so sound the artichoke alarm
i crack open an egg and then i sound the yolk alarm
beat it all morning, beat it all evening
i got you mourning, i got you reeling
beat it all dawn, beat it all dusk
i make them fawn yet they’re dryer than dust
and i don’t understand and i don’t have a plan
and i’m being a man and i’m kicking the can
and i’m acting like canada, that i’m a fan of
keeping the stamina, and i ain’t ran out
i have a stick up my ass and a pole in my urethra
i am a fish like a bass and i’m infected underneath my
waist, in my waistband i am tucking my erection
wait, the termites in my nuts are holding an election
there’s a whole colony of ants in my scr+t+m
they make it so dry that i need to use lotion
my d+ck smells like fish and there’s commotion in the ocean
i drink so much dayquil that it’s working like a potion
[chorus]
call me franklin roosevelt the way i hate the j+panese
i am getting blown all day and i don’t even need a breeze
lift up my foreskin and see a bunch of cheese
my d+ck’s twisty turny like i’m a geese

- bill loosensons lyrics

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