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bill loosensons - lost in the sauce lyrics

[chorus]
can’t find my way home ’cause i’m lost in the sauce
you look like a gnome whereas i am the boss
if i hear “shalom” then i’m part of hamas
you’re touching my stick like we’re playing lacrosse
can’t find my way home ’cause i’m lost in the sauce
you look like a gnome whereas i am the boss
if i hear “shalom” then i’m part of hamas
you’re touching my stick like we’re playing lacrosse

[verse 1]
slob on my kn+b, i’m a heartthrob
got a nose job, got a bl+wj+b
corn on the cob, spongy like bob
sleep on the job, thingamabob
lost in my meat, i’m a sheep and i bleat
yams are so sweet, just like a beet
don’t get c+cky, like bukkake
chicken jockey, getting gawky
playing hockey in milwaukee
mike wazowski, tchaikovsky
i am a pioneer, i am drinking a beer
i am yielding a spear, my ass is like a sphere
crossing the frontier, bring in the new year
becoming a queer, this is my premiere
thousand lightyears, into high gear
this is my year, i’m a sightseer
[chorus]
can’t find my way home ’cause i’m lost in the sauce
you look like a gnome whereas i am the boss
if i hear “shalom” then i’m part of hamas
you’re touching my stick like we’re playing lacrosse
can’t find my way home ’cause i’m lost in the sauce
you look like a gnome whereas i am the boss
if i hear “shalom” then i’m part of hamas
you’re touching my stick like we’re playing lacrosse

[verse 2]
i cook meth in a microwave
supervise me or i’ll misbehave
radioactive like a gamma wave
soaking wet like a tidal wave
everybody likes this song
everybody likes my schl+ng
everybody’s playing pong
everybody sees my dong
everybody wears a thong
everybody’s in hong kong
everybody’s in guangdong
everybody says “ching chong”
i can’t find my way out
they thought it was a drought
they thought i was a kraut
they thought i had the gout
[chorus]
can’t find my way home ’cause i’m lost in the sauce
you look like a gnome whereas i am the boss
if i hear “shalom” then i’m part of hamas
you’re touching my stick like we’re playing lacrosse
can’t find my way home ’cause i’m lost in the sauce
you look like a gnome whereas i am the boss
if i hear “shalom” then i’m part of hamas
you’re touching my stick like we’re playing lacrosse

[verse 3]
rest in peace pope francis
draw him on a canvas
i’m flying in the air just like the capital of kansas
i’m lost in the stew
my w+lly shoots out goo
cranking my hog then i’m winding a caribou
i’m a reindeer call me rudolph
all my toenails are chewed off
it only takes two strokes before i’m ready to shoot off
riding through on the billmobile
shooting out from the k!llmobile
cash in like a ram and i bleat like a sheep but please don’t turn me into veal
i’m lost in the murk
feel like little durk
every time my c+ck stands up i do a little jerk
this is my escape
my assh0l+’s agape
i was devastated when i found out bout the pape
i climb the mons pubis
my johnson is the hugest
off the grid like i’m buddhist
i f+cking hate ted nugent
this song is so jolly
i’m on fentanyl and molly
smell like sh+t like a bengali
good boy like a border collie
[chorus]
can’t find my way home ’cause i’m lost in the sauce
you look like a gnome whereas i am the boss
if i hear “shalom” then i’m part of hamas
you’re touching my stick like we’re playing lacrosse
can’t find my way home ’cause i’m lost in the sauce
you look like a gnome whereas i am the boss
if i hear “shalom” then i’m part of hamas
you’re touching my stick like we’re playing lacrosse
can’t find my way home ’cause i’m lost in the sauce
you look like a gnome whereas i am the boss
if i hear “shalom” then i’m part of hamas
you’re touching my stick like we’re playing lacrosse
can’t find my way home ’cause i’m lost in the sauce
you look like a gnome whereas i am the boss
if i hear “shalom” then i’m part of hamas
you’re touching my stick like we’re playing lacrosse

- bill loosensons lyrics

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