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bill loosensons - the moon lyrics

[intro]
ayy
bro, where the f+ck + oh, it’s right there, that’s where it’s recording (yeah)
[verse 1]
i love to goon (yeah)
all over the moon (yeah)
silver spoon (yeah)
i like putting sand up my b+tt like a dune (yeah)
i stroke my meat with a broom (yeah)
i hate (yeah, y+y+y+y+yeah)
looney tunes
i p++p p++py p++ps
[?]
i like to get t++th like a beaver (ahhh)
i like when it gets chopped off with a cleaver
they say i can’t do it but i’m a believеr (uhh)
i shave my b+lls bald like mr. cleanеr (oh, yeah)
when i was in the third grade, i thought i was gayer (there’s precum)
but then i decided to run for mayor
now they call me a weiner slayer
but really i’m just a s+m+n sprayer (yeah, yeah)
[bridge]
[verse 2]
first my doctor told me i had herpes
then he told me to get down on my knees
then he put his thing inside my heinie
his d+ck looks just like a pine tree
it’s spiny like a hedgehog, like sonic
i drink his juice like tonic
i have the plague, it’s bubonic
i’m an alcoholic, i like tonic
he puts it in my holes, i look like spongebob
he tells me i’m too stiff just like a cum sock
i’m coocoo bananas, i’m a nut job (ahh, ahh, ahh)
my cheeks clap louder than a gunshot
i’m stinky like the people who live in mumbai
they don’t put on deodorant even when it’s hot in july
my w+lly really hurts i think i have a uti
i got greased up by a guy who worked at five guys
for this part i can’t think of a new line
it really hurts when i try to rub my thighs together
summina hummina hummina hum, summina hummina hummina hum
summina hummina huh, summina hummina hum

- bill loosensons lyrics

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