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billy crystal - a little joy lyrics

[buddy, spoken]
good morning. do any of you remember that music? that was the theme song from my television show back in 1955, “sat+rday nights,” eight o’clock on cbs. anybody remember that?

anybody remember breakfast?

anybody remember anything?

oh boy, this is gonna be work.

(sung)
i’m here to bring a little joy
i’m here to have a little fun
i’m here to crack a little joke
a little dig, a little poke
and leave you happy when i’m done
i’m here to bring a little smile
so lеave your troubles for a while
it’s just a gift i’vе had since i was a boy
to bring you all a little joy
(spoken)
oh, jesus christ.

let me ask you something folks. you all came here on purpose, right? you didn’t like, lose a bet, or anything? okay, good.

(sung)
i’m here to share a couple laughs
i’m here to make you all convulse
i’m here to bring a little mirth
to celebrate our time on earth
of course it helps to have a pulse
(spoken)
folks, if you’re having a good time, tell your face.
(sung)
i”m here to make you feel at ease
what, am i speaking in chinese?
(spoken)
so the other day my wife yells down at me, she says, “buddy, come upstairs and make love to me!” i said, make up your mind, i can’t do both.

(sung)
sharing the gift of laughter
you’ll live happily ever after
so that even when life gets tough it pulls you through
when i’m singing the blues and got ’em
and i feel like i’ve hit the bottom
i think, “hey, it could be worse, i could be you!”
(spoken)
come on, give me something. i know you’re out there, i can hear you decomposing.

i know it’s tough when you get older. a lot of you are very sad. i understand some of you are still sitting shiva for lincoln.

you know when you’re really old? when somebody comes up to you and they say, “hey, i like your alligator shoes,” and you’re barefoot.

well this has been a lovely ordeal.

(sung)
i’m glad i brought a little joy
your he+rs+ is waiting at the door
i’m glad that i could bring some laughter and cheer
to everyone here
(spoken)
except you, lady. yeah, you. by the way, moses called. he said you were a great f+ck.
(sung)
the world could use a little joy
(spoken)
that’s it folks. enjoy your naps, and remember—wake up.

- billy crystal lyrics

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