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billy the fridge - cardboard crack lyrics

[intro]
this one goes out to all my wizards
straight west coastin’

[verse 1]
i used to hang at the cool kids table, now i skip my lunch
you can find me fighting bears with a savage punch
draftin’ rares with some squares and i have a hunch
i’ma slap your elder dragon in a camera clutch
cast a bunch of counter spells, i’m going kamikaze
jump off urza’s tower, elbow droppin’ an eldrazi
you’re playing proxy? that’s cute, i’m pimpin’ power
i’m a warrior, ain’t fazed by you fricking cowards
i’m spendin’ hours locked up in a comic shop
it’s friday night, i’m tryna fight your angel against atomic drop
come off the top, mass destruction, wrath to god
void winnower, you can’t even, got you acting on
attack the squad, you passed a turn with untapped violence?
got blue mana tear drops running through my eyelids
i came for violence not permission force of will
if i catch you slippin’ i’ll be splinter twinnin’ for the k!ll

[chorus]
tap, tap, tap to attack
i’m addicted to that cardboard crack
crack, crack, crack, crack another pack
i’m addicted to that cardboard crack
[post+chorus]
i’m runnin’ out of cash
i’ma have to charge
spent my rent money
on some magic cards
i’m runnin’ out of cash
but i’m living large
spent my food money
on some magic cards

[verse 2]
flew out to vegas, threw out my entire plan
played so much burn they had to call the fireman
try your hand, i’ll eat your tarmogoyf with hot sauce
catch me tappin’ this happy tress, bob ross
krenko, mob boss swarmin’ in a h++rd of tokens
goblin storm, need i warn you? it’s sort of broken
the cork is open, champagne pouring victory (oh)
plus, i cracked an expedition, get the sleeve (cha+ching)
tap, tap, concede, tell me how it’s losing taste
a little salty? sorry ’bout your stupid jace
i’m usin’ haste, stay sharper than a thumb tack
you can tell reddit posters posing pictures by my bum crack
i don’t want that, come on you lack focus
you’re a squire, i’m a fire, i’m a black lotus
last notice, if i lose this isn’t safe
i’m mana screwed, and you’re rude, dude i’m flippin’ tables
[chorus]
tap, tap, tap to attack
i’m addicted to that cardboard crack
crack, crack, crack, crack another pack
i’m addicted to that cardboard crack

[post+chorus]
i’m runnin’ out of cash
i’ma have to charge
spent my rent money
on some magic cards
i’m runnin’ out of cash
but i’m living large
spent my food money
on some magic cards

[outro]
this ain’t a game (actually it is)
i ain’t playing (no you are)
i’m in it to win it, man, that’s what i’m saying (ha, okay yeah)
this ain’t a game (no, no, it actually is a game)
i ain’t playing (you are playing, that’s the point of the game)
(you shuffle the cards, you deal the+ you play the lands)
(you play the game, you’re playing a game!)
(ah, whatever)

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