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billy the fridge - feature presentation lyrics

the following presentation is rated r
yeah i play the part a real deal mega star
go on hate it hard i’m virginal v-g-n- type, right
that’s kinda like tryna fight a stick of dynamite
sober than some china white
come on baby give a snort (oops!)
that was the bath salts now i’m naked with a ninja sword
stick it in you wh0r- it’ll make a red samurai
weed so tough it’ll make your dead grandma high
i got a camera guy to follow me, reality
television tell ’em fridge is oozing s-xuality
h-lla b-tches jealous and they want my head, game of thrones
she can keep her dragons i want that booty make it known
they say take it home i say let it ride
cadilac door swing open better get inside
if your tripping high i’ll beat you down you druggie
you’re dancin’ with the devil h-ll i’ll teach him how to douggie
yeah they love me, all the ladies love me
they don’t give a f-ck if i’m fat and b-tt ugly
and i don’t give a f-ck if they’re fat and b-tt naked
i’m just tyrna brumpski her b-tt cheeks, rump shakin’
pump fakin’ run juice on a pretender
got a mail-order-bride she screamed return to sender
turn to cinder burn the sinners raw too
like he in a small room pump up the volume
what’s it called (boom!) b-ss bumpin’ in the speakers
got a vodka bottle takin’ shots in the theaters
jocks in the bleachers teachers in the meth labs
seen it in the theaters now the cuties in the death cabs
hold your breath pabst blue ribbon sippin’
fat dudes spittin’ ask who’s gettin’ chicken
sittin’ with a few freaks chillin’ on a nude beach
and i’m so fly that i gotta buy two seats

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- billy the fridge lyrics

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