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bionicpig - a day at the park lyrics

[intro: skit between aaron, his son, johnny, and leon]
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[verse 1: leon]
i said
“listen son, if you ever try and pull out your little pr-ck
and show another man again
i’ll dress you up like a retail mannequin
lipstick, high heels, miniskirt, full drag
then i will drop you off at the front of your school
dressed like a b-tch, cryin’ a fool
the kids will all laugh as you exit the car
embarrased and shook with emotional scars.”

[verse 2: aaron]
man, that’s pretty bad
but i always tend to try and make my son sad
by saying me and his mother are getting a divorce
and making sure that he thinks that he is the source
fighting over nothing and blaming him for everything
sure, it might scar him a bit
but i don’t really give a sh-t
maybe next time he won’t lie about all the little titsy d-cks

[interlude: aaron and leon]
the kids just don’t listen to anything we say these days
i know, that’s why there’s nothing wrong with a small punishment
that’s the only thing that can teach them

[verse 3: leon]
you’re d-mn right!
i try to teach my son how to be a real man
ha, psych!
the little f-ggot doesn’t stand a chance
so i punch him in the gut until he sh-t his pants. (*fart sound*)
then i laughed in his face till his eyes filled with tears
and recorded a snapchat for all of his peers
with him crying and writhing all over the floor
with the sh-t in his pants as he crawled for the door
then i dragged his -ss out the front of the house
told him that i’m sorry then i kissed him on the mouth
then i told him that i’m kidding and i’ll always be a b-tch
and he’ll never touch a girl and know what true love really is
and the second that his feeble mind combusted when he cried
i will be right there to make sure that he’s always dead inside
and i’ll let him know that he’s a failure when he thinks he’s won
and i’ll tell him that my one regret is calling him my son

[verse 4: aaron]
i tell you one thing, i know the feeling
there’s simply nothing wrong with a little beating
i gave my son multiple times but this time was the worst
so i made him go outside and think it was worse
i grabbed both of his pets and i told him to choose
and he looked at me, i could tell he was confused
i said “son, now listen here
i don’t wanna be raising no f-ggot queers
now, choose the one that you want to go
and if you don’t choose i will shoot them both.”
so then he cried and he cried and he knew he was wrong
so i left both his pets sleeping out for that long
’cause if he ever does like that again
i will make sure that bullet goes straight through your heads

[outro: skit between aaron, a cop, {a person at the park}, johnny, and leon]
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