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bird and macdonald - world's dirtiest song (dirty version) lyrics

[verse]
there was an old farmer who lived by a rock
he sat in the meadow a+shaking his fist who were down by the crick
their feet in the water, their hands on their d+cks
in days of yore
there came a young lady, she looked like a wh0re
she sat on the grass
she pulled up her dresses and showed us her ass
and ruffles and white, fluffy duck (quack)
she said she was learning to f+ck
and learning her children to knit
while the boys in the barnyard were shoveling sh+t
and litter from yesterday’s hunt
while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her c+nt
while eyeing the fellows as girls sometimes do
to make it quite clear that she wanted to screw
on the grass
then hurried back home for a nice piece of ass
then ice cream and cake 3 layers tall
and after desert, she was ready to suck on his b+lls
down by the dock
with any young man with a sizable c+ck
and a roll of 100s and a big bulge up front
if he’d ask politely, she’d show him her c+nt
right after her dog pr+ne to fits
and maybe she’d let him grab hold of her tits
with a movement so quick
then she’d bend down over to suck on his d+ck
and she drooled on it
then she pulled down her panties to rub on her cl+t
that she hit running down the halls
’cause he tried to force her to l!ck on his b+lls
like candy, like it was b+tterscotch
and then he spread whipped cream all over her crotch
or her cookies, she was doing all night
if you think this is dirty, you’re f+cking well right

- bird and macdonald lyrics

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