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birdo & youngmindtrip - facetime lyrics

[intro: youngmindtrip & birdo]
reuel stop playing with these n+ggas
trippy, birdo
auuuuuuuuuuuugh
sematary
im like recording right now
dcr tha gang

[verse 1: youngmindtrip & birdo]
facetiming birdo, he said “let’s make a hit” (yup)
posted at taco bell and i gotta take a sh+t (phbbbt)
my old boss was a b+tch, so that’s why i had to quit (f+ck em)
pulled up to the white house, we had to hit a l!ck (grrrah)
i just scammed a white girl outta her chipotle (yup)
i just scammed a karen who pr+nounce that sh+t chipotlee” (f+ck karen)
i just pulled up my old tumblr, and that sh+t was moldy
man 16 yr old me was way too f+ckin h+rny (and 22 yr old me)
hit up rural king just so i can buy a glock (doo)
i just found a crackhead smokin on some rocks
man, i found b a n jerkin off, next time i need to knock (uh oh)
i ain’t have a condom, so i nutted in my sock (yup)
i just f+cked a white girl outside of starbucks (yup)
i be drinkin that strawberry acai at starbucks
uhhhhhhhh, i can’t think of anything else that rhymes with starbucks, sorry
if you eat at chic+fil+a, you’re a f+ckin idiot
if you don’t return your cart at the store, you’re a f+ckin idiot
if you can’t park straight in the lines, you’re an idiot
if you get your news from facebook, you’re a f+ckin idiot
i just caught oh gasm! jerkin off to hentai (got em!)
i just caught scriptz jerkin off to hentai (got em!)
i just caught gpo jerkin off to some hentai (got em!)
i just caught myself jerkin off to hentai (wait, what?)
i just scammed a boomer out of their social security
f+ck the nsa and f+ck homeland security
i be poppin pills like i’m boutta have surgery
that boy think he hard, but he’s just a nerd to me
f+cked up in the crib and you smokin on chops?
i be f+cked up in the crib and smokin on some crops
shoutout my boy tyler, you know he smokin on them rocks
now i’m on the run cause i just shot at some cops (rahhh)
[verse 2: birdo]
i just shot a goblin i think it was guiliani (ehhhhhhh)
had to hide from the cops i had like half a p on me
you’re jerkin to weird sh+t you’re like pee on me (ugh, haha)
i just f+cked this b+tch, she was screamin like zillakami (me: f+ck)
out here bumpin aoc, i’m basically a commie (ha)
i just poured a deuce in my hot and spicy ramen
i just scammed a white boy his name was mike (ugh)
f+cked up in the crib using a blue snowball mic
i’m really buzzin, i just took a fat ass chop
and f+ck anyone who won’t take a fat ass chop (trip)
met a blind crackhead, he took too many chops
i just quit vaping ima k!ll myself!
hit up sunoco for some four lokos
hit up sunoco for my covid vaccine
stabbed her in the face she was anti+vaccine (phew phew)
listening to my money counter that sh+t go frrr b (yeah)
finna google p+ssies just to see susan collins
go donate to gideon cause its f+ck susan collins
i just caught pelosi shoppin at saks fifth
i just caught bernie, he was shoppin at kohls or something
couldn’t get hard, i thought it was cold or something (sssss ahhhhh)
so i booted up some hentai, that sh+t was golden
pulled up with the green beam and he was folding (rah)
boutta get a new flow this sh+t’s gettin kinda old
gucci flip flops, i just hit a l!ck on tik tok
gucci flip flops i’m listening to bhad bhabie (ha)
i just got caught puttin +bacco in a ziplock (sh+t)
ima take a chop, and ima do it again (yeah)
finna k!ll an op, he was listening to rick ross (rah)
boutta hit ross just to see some poor people (hahaha)
youngmindtrip, he is not stable (for real)
ima scam a horse girl and steal her stable (sh+t!)
ima scam a horse girl and steal her stable
beat up an old lady her name was mabel, ha (frrr b)
[outro: birdo]
phew phew

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