bitch animal - drag king bar lyrics
drag king bar
well i was bored with the lesbian scene
i told myself i gotta find another thing
so i strapped on my boots
and i walked down the street
and i rolled right in to the local d.k.b.
(drag king bar, that is)
when i walked in at quarter to eight
well i thought that i might be straight
at the drag kind bar last night
it’s unlike me to look at boys
when the girls are packing toys
i can dig that scene all right
then across the bar
he played the air guitar
and mouthed those words real s-xy
it was then that i surely knew
that this one would be a two
if i played my cards just right
well i was drunk and i was bored
and he was cute so i was lured
at the drag king bar last night
where all the boys are really girls
and the f-gs whip out their pearls
at the drag king bar last night
then at a quarter to ten
he scoped me again
and drank his beer so s-xy
it was then that i surely knew
that this one would be a two
by the end of the night tonight
then he used the line that works everytime
he said hey is this seat taken?
i said no he said let’s go
i said where i don’t care
i’m a scorpio
take me home right now
then at a quarter to twelve
as i began to delve
into that drag king last night
well my thoughts were so strange
boy my luck sure had changed
i was queen to the king last night
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