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bite me bambi - holiday cheer lyrics

it’s that magical time of year
feels like its been so long
running through the mall like a maniac
until my money’s gone

awful office parties
tony xeroxed his b+tt again
white elephant
people talking sh+t
getting hit on by drunk old men

some people hate christmas
and i think that’s so sad
’cause if they knew the secret then it wouldn’t be so bad
so if you’re feeling anxious
then there’s nothing more to fear
just take a sip from this festive cup
forget your cares, you’re all elfed up

so pass me some more of that holiday cheer
that holiday cheer
that holiday cheer
pass me some more of that holiday cheer
let’s all go get…

ugly matching sweaters
and pajamas with the feet
aunt judy’s rock hard fruit cakes
and making pies of weird mince meat
awkward family photos
drunk uncle john goes and makes a toast
singing karaoke
laughing while you’re dancing
until your cousin gets too close
your ’97 civic breaks down on the way home that night
someone comes to save you underneath that pale moon light
“santa, is that really you? did you hear my desperate call?”
“sorry, it’s just carl, ya’ll”
“but he sometimes plays him in the mall”

so pass me some more of that holiday cheer
that holiday cheer
that holiday cheer
pass me some more of that holiday cheer
let’s all go get…

now absinthe
now vodka
now whiskey
and beer
on brandy
tequila
and holiday cheer
to the top of the shelf
we’ll drink ’till we fall
now dash away, dash away, dash away all

so pass me some more of that holiday cheer
that holiday cheer
that holiday cheer
pass me some more of that holiday cheer
let’s all go get…

- bite me bambi lyrics

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